Beef Patty Mayonnaise

Renaissance Queer Polymath. Maker. Goofball. Feminist Killjoy. Storyteller. Podcast Wrangler. She/Her/They.

[Beef Patty Mayonnaise @marielwashere]

I’ve curated the 7th Anniversary show of @tellqueerz and filled it with lovely, brilliant people✨ Come hang with us! https://t.co/8rRKPQ8eBy

[@[email protected] @Imani_Barbarin]

As someone who has been in the hospital unexpectedly several times, guess what induces a period?

Stress.

Every time I got my period when I was in the hospital because I was stressed tf out.

Hurricanes aren’t that stressful, I guess. /s

[Beef Patty Mayonnaise @marielwashere]

@KyleLukoff While I would max out the check out limit with Goosebumps & BSC all the time - I ended up taking a pívot towards The Far Side and ERMA BOMBECK whom I found just delightful and clever as a kid.

[Beef Patty Mayonnaise @marielwashere]

@notablyanna And then when it’s “too cheap” I immediately get suspicious 😔

[Beef Patty Mayonnaise @marielwashere]

@AngryBlackLady Huh. Ok, so that means we’ll also put in a brief psychiatric hold anyone who wants to own a gun, yes? Its only fair, since lives must be protected at all costs✨

[India Walton @Indiawaltonbflo]

People called for help and this was the response…

[Beef Patty Mayonnaise @marielwashere]

@SophiaTesfaye This woman telling his business on tv? Racism 😡

[Beef Patty Mayonnaise @marielwashere]

@The_G_Genie @rrandolphjr Wondering if one can walk into this kinda situation at a Sbx and ask for those abandoned sandwiches or whatever to hand out to homeless folks or put in community fridges 🤔 OR do they make y’all trash them 🤨

[Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama]

People who bitched about wearing a mask for a few hours on a plane during a pandemic insisting that surviving nine months of an unwanted pregnancy is no biggie.

[@[email protected] @Imani_Barbarin]

How’s that “not protecting disabled people because the economy is more important” thing going?

[Beef Patty Mayonnaise @marielwashere]

@babyb0nes_ @Marie_mi I love her 😭🥰

[Beef Patty Mayonnaise @marielwashere]

No wonder homie was ready to risk it all for her president and her planet 🌎 🖖

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Stacey Abrams makes a cameo as President of United Earth on the finale of Star Trek Discovery

[Beef Patty Mayonnaise @marielwashere]

@laura_luna Wepa! Happy Birthday hermana!🥰

[Beef Patty Mayonnaise @marielwashere]

@brokeymcpoverty Octopussy

[Beef Patty Mayonnaise @marielwashere]

@gjcharlet Damn 😔

[兔兒神 @chenchenwrites]

when you tell queer kids they’re too young to know that queer people *exist* you’re really telling them they’re too young to love themselves, but never too young to be bullied, ostracized, isolated

[Beef Patty Mayonnaise @marielwashere]

@cristela9 My copy of Hope In The Dark is pretty dogeared for this same reason.

[Beef Patty Mayonnaise @marielwashere]

@solomongeorgio Maybe it’s the way he justified being straight, maybe all the Richards he sat on didn’t count 🙃

[Beef Patty Mayonnaise @marielwashere]

@justkristenreed @MorganJerkins That’s why NYC slumlords been scamming folks by switching to electric heat, so the tenant is responsible for it, making the electric bill jump to like $400 a month in the winter: people will use their ovens/cooking gas. It’s cheaper, but can kill you from CO2 poisoning + fires.