Marie Maples

☀️⚓️ I'm not worthless. And I don't have fleas.

[Marie Maples @mariemaples]

I CANNOT BREAK MY SWIPE TO UNLOCK HABIT. Damn you, Apple.

[Marie Maples @mariemaples]

On the way to see the bulldogs play!! Callin' Baton Rouge! #HailState

[Marie Maples @mariemaples]

@JustJem24 @Bin_612 @amkayy but also just stab the stupid fucking ignorant announcers

[Dak Prescott @dak]

Your Family always Has Back #Hailstate #Thankyou

[Marie Maples @mariemaples]

Apparently there are a lot of rolling hills in Starkville..... This is news to me.

[Marie Maples @mariemaples]

Are you kidding me right now, announcers?? You are seriously questioning the legality of our cowbells??? FUCK. OFF. ESPN. And pay attention.

[ESPN College Football @ESPNCFB]

NOLES WIN!!

No. 4 FSU storms back in the second half to score 32 points to beat No. 11 Ole Miss 45-34!

[Marie Maples @mariemaples]

What in the actual fucking fuck.

[Marie Maples @mariemaples]

I'm convinced that Winona Ryder will never look over the age of 20.

[Marie Maples @mariemaples]

Holey rusted metal, Batman!

[Marie Maples @mariemaples]

@msexcel every single day 🤗

[Marie Maples @mariemaples]

I love Microsoft Excel more than any sane human being should ever love a computer program.

[Marie Maples @mariemaples]

"They are a bunch of fish covered in feathers trying to convince the public they can fly, and I am simply a bird in their midst"

[Marie Maples @mariemaples]

Still true

[Marie Maples @mariemaples]

Detox just to retox

[Marie Maples @mariemaples]

Should've just gone to bed dirty.

[Umi @WeAreUMI]

Get in formation.

[Marie Maples @mariemaples]

I hate the new Instagram logo. I DON'T LIKE CHANGE 😱😱😱

[Marie Maples @mariemaples]

Theatricality and deception are powerful agents