Marie Meyer

show some compassion.

[c🐞 @shesatornado]

How the fuck am I supposed to go back to work tomorrow. I don't even remember what I do.

[molly ☘️ @spudfinder]

I love the people who are so quick to use the Mollie Tibbetts murder to rant about immigration. Breaking News: Women get attacked and murdered by U.S. citizens. A whole lot. Every. Damn. Day. Stop with the wall talk. Just stop.

[john @johnmichoian_]

Stop getting rid of your pets because they aren’t what you expected. Clifford was literally the smallest puppy and turned out to be a 30 foot red dog and Emily Elizabeth STILL made it work

[Erik Tanouye @toyns]

How Big Are Jack Reacher’s Hands?: An Investigation

[Country Words @Country_Words]

It’s got the biggest sky you’ve ever seen, the coldest beer you’d ever drink, but I still feel like I landed on the moon ‘cause it ain’t got you, Houston, we got a problem. -Luke Combs

[Jessie 🦇 @NicCageMatch]

I've been hitting "remind me tomorrow" on a computer update for the last 68 years.

[Big League Digest @BigLeagueDigest]

If you’re going to get tossed, get your money’s worth 😂👌🏻
https://t.co/iOz8s8J8oM

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(925): Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night

[Quotes About Life @Quotes_Life]

"No one is coming to rescue you from yourself: your inner demons, your lack of confidence, your dissatisfaction with yourself and your life. Only self-love and good decisions will rescue you." – Jenni Young

[Carrie Bradshaw @CarrieBradsh4w]

Friends are like breasts. You have big ones, small ones, real ones and fakes ones

[payton hawkins 🦋 @p_m_h_]

What’s a bitch gotta do to get an edible arrangement???

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

When you finally bring him back to your place but then he doesn’t say “bless you” when your dog sneezes

[My Dad Words @Hammer0fFacts]

Happiness will come to you when it comes from you. Success will be yours when you choose to take responsibility for making it so.

[Big League Digest @BigLeagueDigest]

Bench Warmers 😂👌🏻

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(603): My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes