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más entusiasta que inteligente

[Mak @mak_aura]

Still no Epstein arrests but sure let's nab her.

[blaire @pissshit90001]

Showering after a night out feels like a baptism

[Rhys @ringolos1111]

It's called white guy with round glasses and they didn't disappear they became korean

[Rio95 @PsychoJX]

SEE WHAT I MEAN?

[Maryam @hell_line0]

putting a baby in a freezer would kill it,... butt freezing embryos keeps them alive. That's why an embryo isn't a baby. Hope that helps...

[նիկիտա @greeenghost]

bouncer checked everyone’s ID at the club and when it was my turn he just looked at me and said nah you’re good come in

[zeliha ꕤ @zelihatwt]

taking this off priv

[slothy @slothy_420]

surely there’s more than seven sins by now

[alex turntine @turntineforwhat]

One time my dad took me to a check-up and the doctor told me happy birthday. My dad snapped "It's NOT her birthday." So the doctor silently handed him my chart while asking me how old I was. I said ten! 😁 and then I got in trouble. for not telling...my dad..about...my birthday

[Ayômîde 🧢 @Haryormdey4u]

i’m 27 years old in costco with my mom and she just ran into someone she knows

[farum azula beastman @intrst8fifteen]

Mom is trying to use the microphone on the roku to search for something and dad keeps yelling “GAY PORN” before she can say anything

[ale 🐞 @stonedinurattic]

when is neglected daughter day

[makai @makaikatte]

“juneteenth is a made up holiday”

bitch all holidays are fucking made up, just say you’re racist lol

[Rose Dommu @rosedommu]

ITS CANCER SEASON BITCH START CRYING IMMEDIATELY

[Zach Zimmerman @zzdoublezz]

you all bullied him into dating a grandma

[DD Fuego @ddfuego]

The secret is out. I’ve been coaching the Ecuador team. #bookedandblessed

[abby govindan @abbygov]

you have schizophrenia

[Ciru Muriuki 🇰🇪🪬 @CiruMuriuki]

Yes…there are still unique experiences left 😬

[Benjamin @granTurism01]

2026 - hydration breaks

1986 - cocaine breaks💀😭😭