Its Miss Mari to you

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. -Marilyn Monroe

[JuventusFC @juventusfc]

We are Youth. Since 1897. Buon compleanno a noi ⚪️⚫

[Mink Flow @currypistonn]

Jimmy Butler’s 2023 playoff run:

26.9 PPG, 6.5 RPG, 5.9 APG, 1.8 STLS

Took an 8 seed to the Finals while upsetting Bucks/Knicks/Celtics and was clearly playing injured since the 2nd round

ECF MVP 🏆

What a run 🙏🔥 clown them all you want but im riding with this team forever

[Its Miss Mari to you @MaRiHearts]

Hey @FedEx, How does a package that started in miami to be delivered in miami beach end up in ocala? And the delivery date gets pushed back a day because it ended up in ocala.

[Alina T. Hudak @CMBManager_ATH]

I enjoyed spending the morning with some bright young minds on Take Your Child to Work Day. It was wonderful to meet the children of our employees and show them more about how the city runs. Hoping to see some of them follow in their parents’ footsteps in public service!

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

Talk About Hilarious Deflection:

CNN: Fox News Pays $787.5 MILLION to settle Dominion defamation case

MSNBC: Fox News Pays $787.5 MILLION to settle Dominion defamation case

Fox News: MSNBC Anchor accused of plagiarizing column on child spanking.

Why the hell would anyone EVER watch Fox News ever again, unless they enjoy listening to story-telling?

[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

BREAKING: Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas is hit with bad news as over a dozen Senate Democrats launch a bill that will slash the Supreme Court’s funding if it doesn’t implement a strict ethics code for all Supreme Court Justices.

Justice Thomas is afraid to death of this bill… because it would force him to recuse himself from cases he’s personally tied to — and put an end to his shameless grifting. RT if you support this bill!

[Nazionale Italiana ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ @Azzurri]

Il tuo coraggio.
Il tuo sorriso.
Il tuo esempio.

Ciao Luca, Azzurro per sempre 💙

[Blue Ivy’s Sunglasses @KingLouie8th]

If anyone needs a little motivation today, call [phone].

It’s a school project where kindergarteners give you a pep talk.

It’s so cute 🥹😅. And it’s automated!

[Its Miss Mari to you @MaRiHearts]

@BankBetterGuy @BankofAmerica So, no one called me. I eventually called the 800 number and they gave me the FedEx tracking number. I then tracked it thru the website and just showed up. But again, NO ONE called me

[Its Miss Mari to you @MaRiHearts]

Don't you love it when you try calling your local bank and they don't pick up? @BankofAmerica do better. Trying to verify my foreign currency arrived and no one answers.

[Its Miss Mari to you @MaRiHearts]

@BankBetterGuy @BankofAmerica Omg I'm just not seeing this. Sorry. I also used to work for BofA and I too used to be the foreign currency champion. Hence why I was triggered. I needed to make sure the money arrived for my trip that Friday. FedEx refuses to deliver to my building so I deliver to the bank.

[Its Miss Mari to you @MaRiHearts]

#latepost #thisis34🎉 #mygirls👭 #rideordie #nonewfriends @ Milk Money Bar https://t.co/OQ41pntrpI

[Its Miss Mari to you @MaRiHearts]

Picture or it didn't happen! #stillfreakingout #bsb #bsbdna #dnaworldtour @ iTHINK Financial Amphitheatre https://t.co/hAf6pHhLdz

[Elizabeth Banks ❄️ @ElizabethBanks]

Pro-life, my ass.

[Its Miss Mari to you @MaRiHearts]

Hey @benandjerrys, why is it that I can never find your New York Super Fudge Chunk ice cream anywhere? #favorite #besticecream

[Its Miss Mari to you @MaRiHearts]

@backstreetboys Getting a little nervous over here. Are you guys opening up VIP tickets for your Florida shows? #bsbarmy

[Its Miss Mari to you @MaRiHearts]

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[Its Miss Mari to you @MaRiHearts]

And this is why I don't understand people coming to South Beach...

[MIKE LOUIS @itsMikeLouis]

I will LITERALLY not go somewhere based off the sheer fact that traffic and parking sucks.

[Tristan Snell @TristanSnell]

You know what Ketanji Brown Jackson lacks?

A $92,000 country club balance, $200,000 in credit card debt, and $1,200,000 mortgage — all of which were mysteriously paid off for Brett Kavanaugh by an anonymous benefactor who’s never been identified.

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

Today, conservative politicians in Florida advanced legislation designed to attack LGBTQI+ kids. Instead of making growing up harder for young people, @POTUS is focused on keeping schools open and supporting students' mental health.

https://t.co/nn6nx8lLDD