MD

Is it chill if I chill here?

[Punch Drunk Luke🪏 @WwwLukethoughts]

The last thing Christopher Nolan is going to see before losing best director

[𝙤𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧★ @olivvrszn]

Corporate life is realizing your job requires more emotional regulation than technical skill

[Overheard @realoverheardla]

If I send you this it means the WiFi’s not working

[nubs⋆ @kykscore]

Saying “we” and “our” when talking about my sports teams

[East Village Guy @eastvillageguy]

You ever leave a social situation like hmmm not my best work

[Maryam @hell_line0]

"If we make tampons free women will abuse the system" fuck you think we're gonna do? Start eating tampons?

[M @melosling]

Doing bullshit for the last hour in the office

[chromatic. @juhmeer]

just filled my tank up and i’m about to look for flights to iran to see if i can help the negotiations

[Jeff Bates @jeffbatesx]

Joe Kelly just dropped an anti-cap truth bomb:

Even if a salary cap meant every team could only offer Shohei Ohtani $10M, he’d still pick the Dodgers over Pittsburgh, Milwaukee, or Minnesota every single time.

Why? Because nobody’s Googling “best places to visit in America” and landing on those cities. Destination + winning culture still wins when the max money is the same for everyone.

A cap doesn’t create parity. It just makes the desirable spots even more dominant.

The Dodgers would love a salary cap.

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

ELIZABETH HOLMES: of course it worked. the lights turned on. it was on the cloud

NATHAN FIELDER: ok. but you know what feelings are, right? like you have them?

WEIRD COCAINE HUSBAND: [watching youtube at 2x speed] babe it says here the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

[. @Omgemeraldddd]

Logging onto the dark web tomorrow (Teams, Outlook, and Excel).

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

It is a basic principle of American democracy that the government can’t selectively target individuals simply because of their political beliefs or what they say. But that’s exactly what the Trump Administration is doing to Congresswoman Ilhan Omar of Minnesota.

To understand why this is so appalling, it’s important to know the facts. Congresswoman Omar came to this country with her father when she was 12 years old. Five years later, her father became a naturalized citizen. If Ilhan had been 18 at the time, she would have had to apply for citizenship separately. But because she was 17, she became a naturalized citizen automatically.

Congresswoman Omar went on to graduate from college, work as a community organizer, become the first Somali-American legislator elected to public office in the U.S., and win a seat in Congress. There, she has been one of the Trump Administration’s fiercest critics, which has led the president to repeatedly single her out as someone who he believes does not belong in this country.

Now the Administration is actively trying to deport Congresswoman Omar, seemingly based solely on the unsubstantiated theory that she was actually 18 when her father was naturalized, and therefore is not a citizen. Federal agents have raided her home, confiscated personal records, and seized her phone — all to try and uncover a nonexistent smoking gun from 20 years ago that will somehow make their case.

Think about that. The full weight of the federal government is being brought down on a law-abiding elected official because she has dared to criticize the president. And it’s not the first time this has happened. Under President Trump, the Justice Department has repeatedly gone after those he considers his political enemies — from the Attorney General of New York, to the former head of the FBI, to members of the Federal Reserve.

In those cases, the prosecutions either stalled or were dismissed for having no basis in law, and the same is likely to happen in this case. But not before Congresswoman Omar’s life has been turned upside down, her legal bills have piled up, and she’s been forced to spend time fighting unsubstantiated charges instead of serving the people of Minnesota.

The fact that any president, or any administration, is willing to engage in such transparent efforts to intimidate someone should outrage all Americans, regardless of how they feel about Congresswoman Omar’s political views. Because if this becomes the new normal, there’s no reason to believe it will stop with her — or that future presidents, in either party, won’t do the same.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Katie Zacharia

[David Vassegh @THEREAL_DV]

Disappointing end to the season. Brewers played incredible baseball. Congrats, Milwaukee.

#NLCS

[MD @marikooch]

Pat Murphy is insufferable

[Hyeseong Kim Muse 김혜성 (Fan account) @HyeseongKimMuse]

2024: Not Like Us

2026: Turn This TV Off

[Dan Clark @DanClarkSports]

This Milwaukee Brewers team really is a great baseball team.

They are simply unrelenting and just keep getting the fundamentals right.

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

WATCHING BO NIX IN PRIME TIME:

[Dusty Baker @DustyBakerTV]

The Dodgers won back-to-back World Series titles. We as a fanbase have been so spoiled. I hate seeing this team lose like this, however, this might be a good reminder to all of us that getting to the playoffs and the World Series is a privilege and not a guarantee. There are 29 fanbases out there that dream of that situation.

[MD @marikooch]

@katiejwoo That was fun while it lasted 🥲