marilcrowley

This account is 60% satire, 20% truth,15% exhaustion, 5% whisky

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

The Iranian navy, which has been destroyed eight times, closed the Strait of Hormuz again, because the United States for the seventh time won the war that wasn’t a war, so the United States can open the Strait of Hormuz that was open before the not war.

The not war that started to get the uranium that was completely obliterated, so that the Iranians can’t build the nuclear bomb that they weren’t building for the not war that the United States started.

Then the United States which has nuclear weapons threatening to use nuclear weapons to prevent Iran from having nuclear weapons because having nuclear weapons is dangerous.

If the United States saw what the United States is doing in the United States, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States.

[marilcrowley @marilcrowley]

My daughter calls this Schrodinger's idiot.
Doing something outlandish and then deciding it was a joke or mistake based on the reaction.

Trump is an idiot.

[Mike Levin @MikeLevin]

Let’s get this straight.

Trump posted an AI image of himself robed just like Jesus, white with a red sash, laying hands on a sick man as followers looked on in reverence, complete with heavenly light, ascension, and eagles.

Then he deleted it and claimed he thought it depicted him as a “doctor.”

Ask yourself honestly: do you believe that?

This is his pattern now for a decade.

Say something outrageous.

Watch the backlash.

Then claim you were joking, misunderstood, or that critics are just looking for something to be mad about.

Never apologize or admit fault.

And count on your supporters to blindly run interference.

At some point, the people who have spent an entire decade giving this man the benefit of the doubt have to ask themselves a hard question: when will you finally admit you’ve been conned all along?

[Randomthings @Randomthin5353]

@ARMYofUSA

[Cyrus Janssen @thecyrusjanssen]

An Iranian man left this comment on my YouTube channel. This is without a doubt the single best explanation of the reality facing Iranian people today👇

"As an Iranian, I can tell you the situation is no longer just political—it's existential. We are trapped between two collapsing structures: one internal, one external. On one hand, we face a deeply dysfunctional government, led by the Supreme Leader and the Islamic Republic’s unelected institutions.

Decades of economic mismanagement, suppression of dissent, and brutal ideological control have alienated multiple generations. No one believes in reform anymore—because every attempt has either been co-opted or crushed. But here's the paradox: We are also terrified of regime collapse—because we've watched the aftermath of Western intervention in countries like Iraq, Libya, Syria, and Afghanistan. Each was promised freedom; each descended into chaos, civil war, or foreign occupation.

So no, we don't trust the U.S. or Israel. Not because we support our regime—but because we know how imperial powers treat ‘liberated’ nations in the Middle East.

Freedom, in their language, often means vacuum, fire, and permanent instability. Right now, many Iranians live with three truths at once: The Islamic Republic is morally and politically bankrupt. The alternatives offered by foreign actors are not liberation—they’re collapse.

A bad government is survivable. No government is not. We are not silent because we agree. We are cautious because we’ve learned—too well—what happens when superpowers decide to "help." In a sentence: Iran is a nation held hostage by its own regime, but haunted by the fate of its neighbors. We are stuck in a house we hate, surrounded by fires we fear more."

[marilcrowley @marilcrowley]

@fordnation @grok is this what Reagan actually said ? There are online debates that it's been edited

[Ozzy Osbourne @OzzyOsbourne]

It is with more sadness than mere words can convey that we have to report that our beloved Ozzy Osbourne has passed away this morning. He was with his family and surrounded by love.

We ask everyone to respect our family privacy at this time.

Sharon, Jack, Kelly, Aimee and Louis

[MBS News @MBSNewsMaritime]

Early reports indicate that PAL flight from St. John’s to Halifax had landing gear failure upon landing. All souls on board were evacuated with no serious injuries reported. All incoming flights being diverted to Moncton and Montreal.

[MBS News @MBSNewsMaritime]

Photos from the scene at Halifax International Airport.

#YHZ #Halifax #Airport

Photo Credit: Hannah Babin

[Toronto Blue Jays @BlueJays]

✨ May The 4th Be With You ✨ #StarWarsDay

[marilcrowley @marilcrowley]

@TorrensJonathan Stuart McLean of The Vinyl Cafe

[Halifax Fire News @HRMFireNews]

Sydney seniors home situation. Photo contributed

[Jason McColgan @JasonMcColgan]

@jimmycthatsme Following your lead I made a short film last year which played at a bunch of festivals and won some awards. Would love it if you'd give it a watch. It's under 5mins. Thanks for doing what you do! https://t.co/xjFqPmUPuL

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day, should it be needed, is ‘apanthropy’ (18th century): a love of solitude, an aversion to other people, and the desire to be left alone.

[marilcrowley @marilcrowley]

Why are we messing with this? Offering $$ for illness in a have not province for a disease that we have working vaccines for .... why?

[The Chronicle Herald @chronicleherald]

The Canadian Center for Vaccinology is looking for volunteers to be exposed to whooping cough and live in isolation for up to three weeks in Halifax.
https://t.co/zDjWCtAMH3

[CTV News Atlantic @CTVAtlantic]

RCMP are asking for help from the public in identifying a person involved in a hit and run, which struck an officer early Sunday morning in North River, N.S. https://t.co/h7nU8QZlRH

[Square @Square]

We are currently experiencing issues with multiple Square services. We understand how important it is for your business that our services be up and running, and we are actively working toward a fix.

We’ll keep you updated at https://t.co/tZnnkr57aK as we learn more.

[Global Halifax @globalhalifax]

Town officials in Middleton, N.S., are speaking out after the volunteer fire department was called to the local hospital to help a patient in cardiac arrest.
https://t.co/X21FrinSpw

[National Citizens Inquiry (NCI | CeNC) @Inquiry_Canada]

Testimony from Dr. Chris Milburn, former Chief of Surgery who oversaw 13 hospitals in Nova Scotia.

"I looked after a nursing home for the last few years and I saw those patients locked down. I saw patients in nursing homes give up, stop eating and die because they were essentially prisoners and couldn't see family.

I watched family outside windows crying, looking at patients inside. I saw these terrible impacts of Covid policy and they were much more prevalent, they were a much bigger issue than the impacts of actual Covid."

@Inquiry_Canada #NCI #CeNC #Truro #NovaScotia #Canada #Covid #CovidPolicies #NursingHomes

[CBC News @CBCNews]

Canada Revenue Agency (CRA) workers have voted overwhelmingly in favour of strike action, a move which could disrupt tax filing. https://t.co/0r6aaFk7ZI

[Toronto Blue Jays @BlueJays]

Putting a Bo on the deal ✍️

We’ve agreed to terms with SS Bo Bichette on a 3-year contract!