Marillion The Bard

Ruining everyone's suppers from the Crossroads Inn to the Eyrie to King's Landing. Good timez, dope rhymez. WILL SING FOR COIN.

[Marillion The Bard @MarillionDaBard]

I figured anyone w/ fingers can be a comedian online, why not Marillz? PREPARE TO BE JOKE BOMBED HARDER THAN THE WILDFIRE HIT STANNIS' FLEET

[Marillion The Bard @MarillionDaBard]

So then I looked at my life & choices and realized my true calling - Internet comedian! Let's hope @THE_JOFF_ can't track my IP...

[Marillion The Bard @MarillionDaBard]

#WhereAmINow? Well, after @THE_JOFF_ had my tongue cut out, I tried to make it as a mime but that was a bust. No one likes a mute mummer.

[Marillion The Bard @MarillionDaBard]

@SuddenlySandor Don't you mean Braavos? #EH? #EH? #GETIT?

[Werthead @Werthead]

GoT/Prometheus cross-over: Lysa Arryn was the ship's medic. Marillion was the co-pilot.

[Marillion The Bard @MarillionDaBard]

#WesterosProblems Being cut after season 1 despite having a big part to play in a certain storyline in #ASoS.

[Marillion The Bard @MarillionDaBard]

#WesterosProblems Getting attacked by the Hill Tribes of the Vale and your lute exploding. Those things aren't cheap!

[Marillion The Bard @MarillionDaBard]

#WesterosProblems All you wanted to do was play The Rains of Castamere for a Lannister and you get roped into his being taken hostage.

[Marillion The Bard @MarillionDaBard]

#WesterosProblems Being blamed for murder just because you were in the same room as Littlefinger.

[Marillion The Bard @MarillionDaBard]

#WesterosProblems Having to decide between your fingers or your tongue. D:

[Marillion The Bard @MarillionDaBard]

Definitely getting 1 star on Yelp. D: @RamsayBolton http://t.co/WZSUq9C5

[Tyrion Lannister @Tyrion_Halfman]

Syrio Forel is the Tupac of Westeros.

[Marillion The Bard @MarillionDaBard]

#SomePeopleDont have tongues or fingers, which makes it hard to stay in touch with my adoring fans! Sorry for my absence. I beg forgiveness.

[Marillion The Bard @MarillionDaBard]

Give me something to sing about.

[Marillion The Bard @MarillionDaBard]

I thought I gave up rhythmic gymnastics for good! I guess a drunken blackout will bring that stuff flooding back...

[Marillion The Bard @MarillionDaBard]

I've been going through a bit of a drinking binge due to my lack of presence in #GameOfThrones. Can't remember the last few weeks...

[Eddison Tollett @dolorous_edd]

I'm not dead yet. I can dance and I can sing. I am not dead yet. I can do the highland fling.

[Marillion The Bard @MarillionDaBard]

Osha, Alliser Thorne, G.M. Pycelle & GHOST THE DIREWOLF but no Marillz? Eff this noise. http://t.co/IlXnIQSv

[Marillion The Bard @MarillionDaBard]

My next panel at #SXSWesteros "Westerosi Entertainers: Killed, Maimed or Batshit Crazy" w/ guests @Slur_Dontosh, The Blue Bard & @Patch_Face

[Tyrion Lannister @Tyrion_Halfman]

Got a little tipsy last night and did an interview. Check out the results! http://t.co/6HUWzF2g