Marina

nothing to see here!

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Joe Exotic announces 2024 presidential run:

“Put aside that I am gay, that I am in prison for now, that I used drugs in the past, that I had more then one boyfriend at once and that Carole hates my guts. This all has not a thing to do with me being able to be your voice.”

[Marina @marinalyn_]

Nothing ever looks better in the fridge than a hand fulla grapes

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

Arizona has finally certified the results of the midterm elections.

A Democrat will now hold the governorship, secretary of state office, and both U.S. Senate seats in Arizona for the first time since 1950.

[Marina @marinalyn_]

@goodtimesam I thought it was funny but it appears to not be a hit

[Marina @marinalyn_]

@basicallylilith Do it then pussy

[Marina @marinalyn_]

@goodtimesam The fuckery that walks into this restaurant I swear

[Marina @marinalyn_]

This is the best resume I’ve ever seen in my life

[Marina @marinalyn_]

“Like taking candy from the baby” is suppose to be EASY? Have you ever TRIED to get something out of those little fuckers strong ass fists??? I would NOT fuck with those things

[Marina @marinalyn_]

My first duty as president will be to ban the use of police sirens in songs. It simply scares the shit out of me every single time.

[Marina @marinalyn_]

Sometimes I really just be on my phone looking at a dirty ass screen and doing nothing about it

[Marina @marinalyn_]

I swear to god these Instagram ads come for my fucking throat I can’t afford this app anymore

[Marina @marinalyn_]

Me trying to keep up with the math in this thread 😵‍💫🥴

[Suburb Septembriseur @primarycatdad]

A McDonalds hamburger costs $2.09 at the register. McDonalds internal documents show that the raw materials (patty, bun, etc.) cost $0.34. A McDonalds employee makes $11/hr on average with a shift manager making $15/hr. Shifts are 8 people on average. That means McDonalds pays

[Ben Boven @benboven1]

30 years ago, 4 Non Blondes asked us a question we still can't answer.

[Marina @marinalyn_]

Spotify made a pet playlist for me based on my dogs personality and it ranges from Young Dolph to Dolly Parton to the Grateful Dead? Yeah we can’t decide what his vibe is either tbh pretty fitting

[Meredith Frost @MeredithFrost]

Wise words from the late great Andre the Giant, who would've been 76 years old today.

[Marina @marinalyn_]

Mother’s Day was a bad day to pick to day drink. I’ve wished every mother I’ve ever known a happy Mother’s Day and have gotten on the verge of tears typing these texts. Can someone pick me up and take me home