Thea Catalina

If you don’t call them Safeco Field and The Key you can go on then

[Thea Catalina @marinersfan]

Title 1 @AVID4College teacher here gearing up for a new role in a new classroom! I’m grateful for any help in building a space that supports confidence and consistency as my
first gen students get college, career, and life ready. Our #clearthelist here! https://t.co/fbzxZiB8Mb 💛

[Thea Catalina @marinersfan]

@mwinkle LOLOL it literally just seems like they thought hmmm well fire gets the people going let’s just go with that

[Thea Catalina @marinersfan]

I stand on this business fire W is the best off season decision made by the mariners organization this season

[Thea Catalina @marinersfan]

Mariners off-season think tank
Boss: Alright what ideas do we have
Associate: Fire…in the shape of a…W?
Boss: Yes exactly also you get a raise

[Thea Catalina @marinersfan]

@PugetStout WANT IT NEED IT GOTTAHAVEIT

[Thea Catalina @marinersfan]

@roombacito Hahhahahaa it’s a VERY VERY close second

[Thea Catalina @marinersfan]

I heart you ⁦@HumpyTheSalmon⁩

[Thea Catalina @marinersfan]

MAYBE THIS IS WHY WE DONT THROW BABY FITS ABOUT PIGGYBACK PITCHING

[Thea Catalina @marinersfan]

Sometimes I think about the what would you do for a Klondike bar jingle but instead of a Klondike bar it’s Bryan Woo and the answer is anything

[Thea Catalina @marinersfan]

@PugetStout Take my money

[Thea Catalina @marinersfan]

@PugetStout Hahahaa yassssssssss! 👏

[Thea Catalina @marinersfan]

@ItsChristineEM I would sign this petition immediately

[Thea Catalina @marinersfan]

Cal you are one of us

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

Postgame routine ✨ revealed ✨

[Thea Catalina @marinersfan]

@ClaytonJer48122 @seattlestorm Their desi plate is the love of my life

[Thea Catalina @marinersfan]

@meowiners It’s honestly the best thing to happen to my algorithm in eons

[Thea Catalina @marinersfan]

Mariners off-season think tank
Boss: Alright what ideas do we have
Associate: Fire…in the shape of a…W?
Boss: Yes exactly also you get a raise

[Thea Catalina @marinersfan]

Remember when we were all counting down to and excited for Mariners baseball that was fun and nice

[Thea Catalina @marinersfan]

Another case in point

[Thea Catalina @marinersfan]

Yo @PugetStout can you make a sticker that says “AND THE MARINERS STRAND ___ IN THE BOTTOM OF THE ____” cause that’s really the most accurate picture of our life

[Thea Catalina @marinersfan]

I love the genuine excitement from Hyphen any time we actually get a run of the mill base hit he’s like holy SHIT they did the thing

[Thea Catalina @marinersfan]

Oh perfect great cool cool

[SleeperMLB @SleeperMLB]

Worst Batting Average in baseball so far:

.188 BA - Seattle Mariners (4-7)
.193 BA - Cleveland Guardians (6-5)
.199 BA - Chicago Cubs (4-6)
.202 BA - Los Angeles Angels (6-5)
.202 BA - Minnesota Twins (4-6)