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she / her

[Mariona @marionacapo]

@relientkenny @gruesomegf The first one! That f**king is the one that got me throught most of highschool! That, and that this same ppl will slander you/judge you!

[Ana_LaPatata @ymuchosmemes]

Si Dracula tuviera un gatito

[Mariona @marionacapo]

@DoblatgeCatala Era amic de mon avi...

[Mariona @marionacapo]

@maxxxxxpowerrr Per a android hi ha aquesta! https://t.co/Yd4egKlgYv

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

"Cats don't actually love you"
A cat is a small creature in the middle of the food chain that is fully aware that you are a very large thing that could stomp its head in at any moment and yet it chooses to rest its tiny little head on your leg for a nap and spreads out on the floor near you exposing its belly and its most sensitive organs. It brings dead mice and bugs to you to share food.
Don't you get it? This tiny thing trusts you. It wants to help you too. It licks your leg thinking that it's helping. It kneads on you to find comfort. It shares its body warmth with you in the cold and gives you your space in the heat. It hisses at other mammals it sees outside including other cats in an effort to protect its family.
Cats love you so so much. But they will keep trying to eat plastic.

[Mariona @marionacapo]

@felixcg7 @ronarru Mi gata se llama así

[Mariona @marionacapo]

@puppyochako @javi_khoso Name, pleaseandthankyouverymuch

[Mariona @marionacapo]

@modesto_nieto @traumatogeek Per sort, i de momento, no he caído nunca con la moto, pero esto es de lo que me da más miedo: el momento de pesar "oh. Sh*t". Creo que es lo más similar ver tu vida pasar delante tus ojos.... Si puc demanar una sola cosa en toda mi vida, que sea que no me pase nunca nunca nunca

[Mariona @marionacapo]

@Pops__o I have one at home which is Fer, not exactly the same, I know. But his sister's name is Luci, which makes them LuciFer.

[Mariona @marionacapo]

@Elite_Iverson @tombsraiders Could someone add some context for me please?

[Mariona @marionacapo]

@catalazii @pjuvilla @labaulalleida Abraçades a casa, reina!
Ah, i l'àvia ja no creu res, que la vam enterrar ja any i mig, al Cel sia. Pero fins l'últim dia recordava els abriguets, i també les tantes altres vegades que es van haver d'amagar d'avions sota la palla

[RCD Espanyol de Barcelona @RCDEspanyol]

Què significa per a tu l'Espanyol?
#RCDE125 #GalaRCDE125

[Mariona @marionacapo]

@socladela @UruKurtz Quan anava a passejar encara li permetia... pero quan venien visites?! Ni parlar-ne! Encara que les visites fossim les nétes ajajajaja

[Mariona @marionacapo]

@socladela El meu abric és la bufanda i el cabreig permanent

[Mariona @marionacapo]

😶

[El de la carpeta. @enfurecido_rrhh]

"Te conozco mejor que nadie, que soy tu madre"
Oiga, NO.
Conoces la personalidad basada en mentir y ocultar que tuve que crear para lidiar con las dinámicas familiares tóxicas y con que los adultos a mi alrededor no pudieran gestionar la sinceridad o la vulnerabilidad.

[Mort @YukiLaArdilla]

Me llama mi madre y ni hola ni nada, me dice
Mamá: CUAL ES EL CARAMELO FAVORITO DE HARRY POTTER??
Yo: 👁️👄👁️
Mamá: EL DEMENTOL JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
*Cuelga*

[Mariona @marionacapo]

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[Mariona @marionacapo]

@santobelen_ Me pasais receta porfi?