Mario Ortiz

my fingers are firmly on the pulse

[Mario Ortiz @mariow08]

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum that raised me

[Mario Ortiz @mariow08]

Can you guess what my favorite season is?

[Mario Ortiz @mariow08]

This just proves Nicole Scherzy is a real Filipino 🇵🇭

[OnStage Blog @OnstageBlog]

When you find out Nicole Scherzinger is a Trump supporter.

[Mario Ortiz @mariow08]

Fully committing to the middle part now, there’s no going back!

[Mario Ortiz @mariow08]

Another one thank you

[Mario Ortiz @mariow08]

Why does this make me think my project manager (in his early 60s) has megan x twice mamushi in his mind

[Michael Huber @MichaelPHuber]

“One can fight evil, but against stupidity one is helpless.” - Henry Miller

[Mario Ortiz @mariow08]

I’m surprised she hasn’t chosen to become a naturalized US citizen by now. Even just with the hassle of renewing all those visas just to stay there for as long as she has

[Rihanna @rihanna]

when protecting pussies and firing pussies can happen all in one vote #votecauseicant #TanSuitSeason

[Mario Ortiz @mariow08]

Why does this make me think my project manager (in his early 60s) has megan x twice mamushi in his mind

[Mario Ortiz @mariow08]

A pet peeve is when non-dancers try to speak on this topic with full conviction.. like quick, show me a tiktok trend where you need to pop an arabesque.

Total disrespect to professional choreographers and dancers

[🇵🇸 @midosommar]

TikTok dances on broadway is crazy

[Mario Ortiz @mariow08]

He’s got the BBM coke jaw on lock

[Jim Stewartson, Decelerationist 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸 @jimstewartson]

We have reached Peak Cringe. There’s nowhere else to go.

[Mario Ortiz @mariow08]

The ending of Tár is 10/10 and I didn’t think it was punching down on video game music at all

However, one sour note for me is how they shot in Thailand with a Thai cast and tried to pass it off as Philippines in the script, like saying those places are “all the same anyway”

[charlie⋆˚꩜ @gonegirlfriend]

why is everyone trying to gaslight me into believing halloweekend is right now instead of this upcoming weekend

[Mario Ortiz @mariow08]

Because who even uses Facebook anymore..

May 2009 - May 2023

[Mario Ortiz @mariow08]

Am I crazy or am I seeing Liam Payne’s face on the blue shirt guy…

[sam y’all @samiamrosenberg]

Y Tu Muppet También

[Mario Ortiz @mariow08]

And the irony is Greeks themselves underwent a genocide under the Ottomans a hundred years ago, even before the word “genocide” was coined

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

ain’t no way she tore down Greek flags at a restaurant because she thought it was the Isreal flag 😭😭

[Chef Chris @ChefJags]

I’m sorry… WHAT?? 😂😂

[Emily Nussbaum @emilynussbaum]

Since Aubrey Plaza is suddenly a mega gargantual movie star, this is a reminder to all of you to see the underestimated EMILY THE CRIMINAL, an indie that rocked with furious vengeance