sergeant glorp

He was molested as a baby boy
Messed up his head
It even changed the way he played with toys

[sergeant glorp @marioxbong]

I'm putting body parts you've never seen in holes you can't even fathom

[sergeant glorp @marioxbong]

i keep waking up and throwing up every mornkng so clearly i need more weed and to eat chinese takeout at 2am again

[Dogfucker @rotnbrain]

the lion does not concern himself with the logistics of eating a rotisserie chicken that was cooked at 7 am at 7 pm

[sergeant glorp @marioxbong]

I tend to overshare because as a child I talked to middle aged men on omegle chats that were depressed and hated their lives and I also did and we would stay up for hours sharing stories and telling each other it would be okay

[Dogfucker @rotnbrain]

I actually owe it to my followers to hop on tren one day

[sergeant glorp @marioxbong]

You don't even know

[sergeant glorp @marioxbong]

@sexytwerp stab you with a bayonet

[sergeant glorp @marioxbong]

My ex wanna post about releasing the rest of the Epstein files like he didnt send my underage nudes to a discord server full of grown men bro YOU yes YOU are in those files. And Do Not Reply to this Im not talking to a guy that shits himself when he sneezes

[sergeant glorp @marioxbong]

i got a small dick
but wait til it get hard

[sergeant glorp @marioxbong]

Any trans guys ever tried shooting up their T like heroin? Lmk

[sergeant glorp @marioxbong]

Just found out my computer science teacher from hs is polyamorous and it explains everything but she was chill so I'll let it slide this time

[sergeant glorp @marioxbong]

"But I like fat guys" Are you willing to invest

[sergeant glorp @marioxbong]

@tomoparasite flirting vs sexual harassment

[sergeant glorp @marioxbong]

@3gpmh I knew a group of polyamorous gay kids in middle school that wrote smut fanfiction of each other on a shared google doc on the school computer

[sergeant glorp @marioxbong]

No dude you don't understand that shit has seed oils in it that kill you slowly. Literal cancer. Anyways can you go pick up some 7oh and a white monster for this white monster from the gas station or I'm going to shoot myself

[sergeant glorp @marioxbong]

@TobyTurner @DrKelpJrSPNKR I don't have to be from another country to want to rape you Tobias

[sergeant glorp @marioxbong]

@rotnbrain I havent played since I was 16 I was cooking tho

[sergeant glorp @marioxbong]

@rotnbrain Oh okay this ones me

[sergeant glorp @marioxbong]

@rotnbrain Dw I'll find it

[sergeant glorp @marioxbong]

You can drink spoiled milk instead of taking a laxative

[sergeant glorp @marioxbong]

@MarquiUgh Aw... Aw man... man... what the... heck...