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[alxndr @alexaldente]

This man is going on two decades of consistently proving he is an absolute piece of shit and it’s so embarrassing that anyone still listens and supports him

[danisha carter @danishacarterr]

being a republican is just an endless cycle of not understanding how anything works and crying about it

[Fav @Favwontmiss]

Living with ADHD is having 3 types of hunger:

- Forgot to eat all day

- Cannot stop eating

- Cannot decide what to eat so you eat nothing and cry

[Fav @Favwontmiss]

Neurotypicals really think doing something for 30 days forms a habit. Nothing in my ADHD life is a habit. I can be obsessed with something for 2 weeks straight, miss 1 day and never touch it again. It was never about choice, never about willpower, never about 30 days.

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

Neurotypicals: “I forgot, sorry.”

ADHDers: “I remembered it at 4am. I remembered it in the shower. I remembered it three separate times on Tuesday. And then, at the exact moment I needed it… it vanished. I’m really sorry.”

[scary lawyerguy @scarylawyerguy]

It really is wild to have lived through four years of reporters staking out grocery store parking lots and never shutting the fuck up about the price of eggs go radio silent on gas prices going up like 40% in six weeks directly b/c Trump attacked Iran.

[Michael Kandel @K_A_N_D_E_L]

me: these are headphones. they go over your ears so you can privately listen to music or podcasts

time-traveling pilgrim: so then why do people play stuff loudly off their phone in public spaces?

me: okay, you're actually picking up on things way faster than I thought

[mira 🐾 @VIVIFANGS]

when you’re in your 20s you have to constantly watch other people move in with their boyfriend of 3 months and you just have to pretend like you don’t think that’s a stupid idea

[໊໊ @juniorkingpp]

because they did the same thing to black kids in the sixties when segregation ended

[hailey @nobodynoswift]

people misconstruing this as shade aren’t real debut lovers. Taylor literally was raised on a farm.

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

Oh Delta you will always be that bitch

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

ban it from showing the people i went to high school with what they’d look like as a cartoon character too while you’re at it

[໊ @meishato]

i’ve never met a man who had an abortion so i’m tryna figure out why y’all got so much to say

[madison @madison_tayt]

RIP to all the gold girls who are getting silver jewelry tomorrow and to all the silver girls who are getting gold jewelry tomorrow and to aaaaall the girls who are getting ugly ass heart shaped jewelry tomorrow!
hope you break up with your boyfriends 🩷🩷🩷

[Ashley Nicole Moss @AshNicoleMoss]

nah yo … have you lost your damn mind?!!?!

[Heidi Stevens @HeidiStevens13]

I love how Trader Joe’s warns you that parking is for Trader Joe’s patrons only, as if anyone in their right mind would go near a Trader Joe’s parking lot if they had literally any other option

[⭐️ @c0wboysl0ver]

yea sex is great, but have u ever watched the teams u hate be first round exits

[ash 🌙 // liam 🕊️ @buddiestiel]

“oxford comma is a big sign of ai” you can pry the oxford comma out of my cold dead hands idc i will never stop using her

[💕 Doll Face✨ @smoke_nd_pearlz]

And she’s not wrong. I always tell people that if you’re not ok with your child being disabled you shouldnt have one. She’s saying the quiet part outloud. I wish more people were like her and had more consideration before having kids.

[smalls @StephieSmallls]

i know my team.