lil mar

girl boss

[lil mar @marisaaah_]

Every Friday I take off the shell of my corporate persona & assume my natural form as a drunken menace

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Is everything ok bro you seem burdened by what has been

[Eli Valley @elivalley]

In a national emergency a competent president would hold a press conference to outline immediate steps to defeat a rogue SCOTUS. Instead we get this:

[trash jones @jzux]

there's a sacred portion of every girl group hang where everyone just trades stories about medical gaslighting

[✧ @northstardoll]

winning the ilysm war

[clare @sadderlizards]

i’m him

[🅰️🛴📧⚒📍 @_4L3X1]

At least 80% of Americans live in a vibe desert. They have to drive upwards of 20 minutes to catch a vibe, and many have no idea where their next vibe will come from

[randy @woahokrandy]

Joe Jonas was tired of Sophie Turner putting the cups in the top cabinet, far from his reach, TMZ reports

[trish @ultragloss]

his white boy of the decade contract said a new pic was due

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

rolling back child labor laws is going very well!

[trish @ultragloss]

hot summer nights mid july when you and i were forever wild

[twilight renaissance | fanpage @twilightreborn]

behind every hot girl is a deep attachment to twilight

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

In the last few weeks, Republican-led Arkansas and Iowa have moved to loosen child labor laws. Meanwhile, Democrat-led New Mexico and Minnesota have passed laws providing free school meals to all students.

But tell me again which party is “protecting children.”

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

This is an incredible work of local news journalism from @NC5PhilWilliams. Republicans are abandoning democracy.

[Alex Friedman 🤠 @heyalexfriedman]

I wish Zillow allowed comments on house listings. I just KNOW they would go so hard.

[Combo #1 @AdamMichaelJr]

I don’t think there’s a more important human skill than empathy