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leo • she/her

[marisa @marisaamosh]

ron weasleys fat critter

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it’s my last day of my first year teaching middle schoolers so enjoy some of my favorite moments

[marisa @marisaamosh]

why does no one ever talk about the fact that they changed the taste of sour patch watermelon

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local woman joins church choir: “what i wasn’t expecting was to learn how to turn any song into the cake boss theme song”

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i lied it’s glee

[Paddy @PaddyArsenal]

What’s the strongest pilot episode of a TV show?

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you would have to be the most soulless sad sack of a human to go to kfc and order the jack harlow meal

[marisa @marisaamosh]

i started this thread and then promptly stopped reading for months…

anyway this one did some damage to my personality

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i am starting a thread of all the books i read this year:

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donna tartt always evokes steinbeck for me in the best way— a new fave and i liked even better than the goldfinch which i didn’t expect

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@mostlygemini omfg

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PEE ON CARL

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one sweet day the wordle will be chode and i can finally stop playing

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@phantomslimerat cooter is way better

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@jarodzsz please jarod your life will be altered irreversibly

[marisa @marisaamosh]

imagine seeing khloe kardashian walking slowly towards you out of the woods i think i would turn to dust so she wouldn’t consume me

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@phantomslimerat i am manifesting that you find some on the sidewalk

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@phantomslimerat are you okay

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@LaurynKidd dude same i can’t escape him and it’s plaguing me

[marisa @marisaamosh]

@jarodzsz 1. immediate subscribe
2. the tea you spilled about being taxed on our americorps grants..