marisa

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[marisa @marisadaum]

don’t pull up at 6 am to cuddle with me

[marisa @marisadaum]

i just want to admire my wedding dress 24/7

[marisa @marisadaum]

i have the most beautiful baby in the whole world

[marisa @marisadaum]

ryan: “marisa we can’t stay up until midnight anymore we’re 28!!!”

…we are 26 and 25 🙄

[marisa @marisadaum]

“i’ve been a man since i was 6 years old and my grandpa had me carrying fence posts”

[marisa @marisadaum]

my baby sleeps 8-9 hours at night and naps all morning, i am the most rested i have ever been in my life 😂

[marisa @marisadaum]

ryan is changing blair’s clothes and said “we gotta get you out of your nighttime outfit and into your daytime outfit” NIGHTTIME OUTFIT???? you mean jammies????

[marisa @marisadaum]

the older blair gets the more you can see her dad in her and i love it and hate it all at the same time 🥲

[marisa @marisadaum]

it’s like i’m looking in a mirror all day

[marisa @marisadaum]

having a baby that is your twin is so cool and so freaky at the same time

[marisa @marisadaum]

luke combs i’m comin for ya 😭

[marisa @marisadaum]

ryan: *talking about being a dad* “i’ve been doing this a long time”
me: “…you’ve been doing this for five days”

[marisa @marisadaum]

i don’t know how to change a tire but i do know how to grow a beautiful baby

[marisa @marisadaum]

blair is only 2 days old and has watched every harry potter movie

[marisa @marisadaum]

everyone’s asking where my baby is and i’m just over here like i wanna know too 🫠

[marisa @marisadaum]

“I’m NeVeR gOiNg To GeT tO sEe ThE bAbY”

not with that attitude you won’t!!

[marisa @marisadaum]

today my favorite client told me she has to stop getting her nail done and i really wanted to cry right then and there

[marisa @marisadaum]

clients that ask why their 8 month pregnant nail tech doesn’t do pedicures anymore 🚩🚩🚩

[marisa @marisadaum]

thinking about how i did this woman’s pedicure and she took her foot out of the water and said “wow my feet are filthy! i shouldve washed them after being in the garden” 😵‍💫

[marisa @marisadaum]

mommas shouldn’t be scared to send their babies to school :-(

[marisa @marisadaum]

the vibes on beer bongs & bentleys is unmatched and no other album can give me as much serotonin