Marisa

im only here to talk to myself

[Marisa @marisaelainex]

spunchbob and patrice

[Amber Scholl @AmberScholl]

sanity is boring go wild

[Amber Scholl @AmberScholl]

my only advice to all the girls out there is to just do what you want. all the time. just whatever

[Marisa @marisaelainex]

he said "this isn't community dick" but it was in fact, community dick.

[Marisa @marisaelainex]

Morgan Wallen is.

[Marisa @marisaelainex]

if you're a woman over the age of 70 and you aren't wearing White Diamond by Elizabeth Taylor wtf are you doing

[Marisa @marisaelainex]

i would feel so embarrassed if I got in a car accident. not because it's a tragic thing but because someone will find me with a mouth full of a dunkin donut and Save a Horse Ride a Cowboy blasting on the radio. that's so humiliating

[Marisa @marisaelainex]

boys are sometimes kinda creepy

[Marisa @marisaelainex]

an irrational fear of mine is Ariana Grande never releasing music again. it keeps me up at night

[Marisa @marisaelainex]

you can pick your nose but you can't pick your dad

[Marisa @marisaelainex]

be a bad bitch and a good person

[Marisa @marisaelainex]

do you ever stretch and your chest bones crack

[Marisa @marisaelainex]

you didn't come this far just to come this far

[Marisa @marisaelainex]

@AllyiahsFace Wranglers

[Marisa @marisaelainex]

have the confidence of a mediocre man

[Marisa @marisaelainex]

premarital eye contact

[Amber Scholl @AmberScholl]

& may all our dreams come true

[Marisa @marisaelainex]

when Adam Sandler said "now pull up my scrotum and take that shampoo bottle out of my ass" I felt that

[Marisa @marisaelainex]

hi i love country music

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Trollfoot Peace on Earth