Mars

Less human, more being. David Lara♡

[Mars @marisamarialara]

I want a croqueta

[Mars @marisamarialara]

Decided to take a stroll through my old tweets and all I have to say is… I am sorry if you knew me as a teenager. I promise I’m much more tolerable now. 😂

[Mars @marisamarialara]

“WhENs THE WedDINg?” I DONT KNOW BARBARA WE’RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A PANDEMIC AND IM JUST TRYING TO SURVIVE

[Mars @marisamarialara]

Best books on managing anxiety?

[Mars @marisamarialara]

Pleeaaasseee. Do not go to see a cosmetic surgeon for “fun”. If you are not seriously considering having surgery don’t come waste the doctors time for your entertainment. 🙄🙄

[Mars @marisamarialara]

“she finally did it”

[Mars @marisamarialara]

CHECK ON YOUR FRIENDS

[Mars @marisamarialara]

Check on your friends. Make sure they’re alright.

[la güera🥂 @naomixmadrigal]

Females w/ their own money don't care about anything except how you treat them 🗣

[Chan✨ @AWDEKO]

love the idea villagers feel the need to teach u how to have emotions after watching u work 24/7 building an entire island by urself, paying for all its amenities, getting chased by wasps/tarantulas/scorpions for funds & this concerned duck comes up to u like hey do u wanna CRY

[Mars @marisamarialara]

David called me while I was at the gym and...

[brittany @brittmerl]

saw this on tik tok had to share it here

[michael @paik_michael]

I drive a Honda Clarity Hybrid.

I pay $20/month on gas.

My last car was an S550 Benz.

I spent $500/month on gas.

A lot of people I know look at me crazy for this.

Some people think I must be doing worse financially and needed the downgrade.

Only the real hustlers understand

[Amanda Nell Edgar @amandanelledgar]

In college I fell out of my bunk bed and broke both of my legs and one arm. Years later on a date, I made a joke about being clumsy and the dude told me I couldn’t compare to this woman his EMT brother helped once ... who fell out of her bunk and broke all the bones. It was me.

[Mars @marisamarialara]

When you run into people you haven’t spoken to in over a year and they ask some dumb shit like “AM I INVITED TO YOUR WEDDING?! HAHAHHAH”

[jamie @gnuman1979]

It’s bring your dog to workout day.

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

Me bored as fuck in Joe’s glass box while he’s out getting food and helping random children

[Mars @marisamarialara]

@restaa666 LMFAO 😂😂