marisa

got her daddy's tongue & temper

[marisa @MarisaSchechter]

Note to self: excessive fish bowls before a holiday you’re supposed to spend all day drinking is a bad plan 👎🏼

[marisa @MarisaSchechter]

I’m happy to announce that my 24 hour hangover is now gone 🙂

[marisa @MarisaSchechter]

@SkylarPatrick19 @_TheFcknMan_ -2

[marisa @MarisaSchechter]

@isaiahrtf I feel violated those little shits got me good

[marisa @MarisaSchechter]

Red ants are spawns of Satan

[marisa @MarisaSchechter]

@tnblanton_ Whiskey wants a sibling

[Sarah @sarahhwhhite]

My boyfriend lost his shorts wake boarding and I have never laughed so hard

[Thomas Dugas @ThomasFDugas]

Top 10 girl orders:

1. Vodka Cran
2. “Something good”
3. Vodka sprite
4. Vodka soda with a splash of cran
5. Vodka water with 17 limes
6. “What do you like”
7. “Something strong but sweet”
8. Vodka sour
9. Tequila sunrise
10. “A water for my friend”

[MarylandMomma🧡 @_MomToAPrincess]

My husband replanted our front flower bed while I was gone because he knows I’ve had a tough few days and 😭😍😭

[marisa @MarisaSchechter]

@tnblanton_ @fortiscuen Lucky and I can vouch for Tiffany’s doggy doycare :’) 10/10 would recommend

[Diontae Spencer @DSpencer4_]

I was raised to treat the janitor with the same respect as the CEO.

[marisa @MarisaSchechter]

@lilymichelle11 GOALS

[marisa @MarisaSchechter]

@patwaldo80 I always wake Lucky up and I haven’t gotten attacked yet

[marisa @MarisaSchechter]

Do you wake your dog up if they’re having a bad dream

[Will Driskill @willdriskill]

If the plan involves Mexican food you can always count me in