calli 💗

i screamed into the void and the void screamed back | she/her

[calli 💗 @marisaselbow]

i’m gonna gatekeep the tramp stamps

[⛓️anti-tramps slxt🥀 @1800missyrgutz]

calling out one man named Ryan, Matthew, John, Kyle, Spencer, Rob, Michael, Jason, Charlie, Jackson, Henry, Steven, Connor or Chad who id rather die than sleep with - DAY 1: MATTHEW PERRY. #trampstamps #idratherdie

[calli 💗 @marisaselbow]

@StanStamps they’re so mean to *looks at smudged writing on hands* paper green

[calli 💗 @marisaselbow]

@TSfootstool vagina?

[calli 💗 @marisaselbow]

what a fake ass stan y’all...

[calli 💗 @marisaselbow]

i listened to the tramp stamps at full volume and my goldfish died :(

[calli 💗 @marisaselbow]

@trampstampily fake stan...

[calli 💗 @marisaselbow]

guys there is some rumors going around that i’m a troll account. this is absolutely NOT true, if i were a troll i wouldn’t know their names!
here are the three members of the tramp stamps:
-Paige Blue
-Carobae
-the italian one

[calli 💗 @marisaselbow]

@1800ZACHARY not a troll

[calli 💗 @marisaselbow]

@1800ZACHARY this is my favorite, it’s underground though https://t.co/wgHfjww1Ng

[STREAM ID RATHER DIE🪴🥀 @trampstampfanzz]

In protest of tampons not being free I will now be shoving one up my asshole thank you #trampstamps for giving me the courage to rebel against the patriarchy like this

[calli 💗 @marisaselbow]

just drank soda. i met god

[calli 💗 @marisaselbow]

@not_doppio 😎😎

[calli 💗 @marisaselbow]

JUST A TUMBLR GRRRL AND A SKATER BOYYYYYYY

[calli 💗 @marisaselbow]

@GOUTOKUZlMIKE it’s not nice to make fun of someone’s name wtf

[calli 💗 @marisaselbow]

hi!
short intro to me 💗
my name is calli, short for cauliflower. I was raised on a farm and I have never had soda once in my life. I like the tramp stamps because I really feel that the stamps’ music sounds like what soda carbonation would taste like.

[calli 💗 @marisaselbow]

y’all be like “oh it’s so bad that paige is dating her cousin...” bitch my grandparents were brother and sister it’s not that bad 😐

[calli 💗 @marisaselbow]

@trampstampfanzz no one follow

[calli 💗 @marisaselbow]

vagina

[calli 💗 @marisaselbow]

@r4therdye it’s true bestie 😭

[calli 💗 @marisaselbow]

Good Evening, marisaselbow was a 28 hour sociological study conducted by Harvard University. We are now complete with our study.