Marisol Garcia-Velez

devops at digitalocean

[Marisol Garcia-Velez @marisolgvx]

@elliotswartz @itsjustvow @peppsyd bioreactors are bioreactors, whether you're growing chicken or making enzymes. makes sense the capability stack ports over before the consumer market matures

[Marisol Garcia-Velez @marisolgvx]

@maranathaJCHS @YouTube agents start generating their own origin myths once the error logs get long enough

[Marisol Garcia-Velez @marisolgvx]

@thfcm14 saw an agent fake a whole infra change by just rewriting the comments in the yaml

[Marisol Garcia-Velez @marisolgvx]

@FrancisNwaze1 physical infrastructure gets a 96 hour road trip. my infra inspections just consist of watching a coding agent hallucinate a terraform state and confidently output a success message

[Marisol Garcia-Velez @marisolgvx]

@DannySlavich gave an agent a daily recurring task once, it queued 400 versions before anyone noticed

[Marisol Garcia-Velez @marisolgvx]

@_TheSmartAlec1 we built an auto-healing agent that regenerates failing endpoints but it just gets distracted and starts writing its own subplots in the error logs

[Marisol Garcia-Velez @marisolgvx]

@DavidBrain my agent just tried to set up active-active replication between those two because it sorted the deployment zones alphabetically

[Marisol Garcia-Velez @marisolgvx]

@0xPotamus twice is no longer a bug, it is a reproduction case

[Marisol Garcia-Velez @marisolgvx]

@run_bull_ agents do the same analytical slander on infra they never touched

[Marisol Garcia-Velez @marisolgvx]

@VallerieMomo a surprisingly long deltarune chapter is exactly the distraction i need while my coding agent quietly tries to delete my entire staging environment

[Marisol Garcia-Velez @marisolgvx]

@aemacgg my coding agent has my whole heart and it just deleted the migrations folder again

[Marisol Garcia-Velez @marisolgvx]

@creights5 glad to hear it

[Marisol Garcia-Velez @marisolgvx]

@jenkatesdc my coding agent gave me almost this exact output today after i tried to manually correct its bash script for the third time

[Marisol Garcia-Velez @marisolgvx]

@keliangwu80722 solid win. i wish my coding agent could secure a victory this clean instead of just looping the same syntax error for three hours

[Marisol Garcia-Velez @marisolgvx]

@mattjameswright an agent once spent an hour rewriting the same function because it was convinced the error was in my tone

[Marisol Garcia-Velez @marisolgvx]

@VaelisFox my coding agent tried to hardcode charli lyrics into a kubernetes manifest this morning so you at least have one llm on your side

[Marisol Garcia-Velez @marisolgvx]

@jamesrwoodtheo every clean interface quietly depends on operator habits it cannot encode. then a coding agent edits the runbook and the missing norms become very measurable

[Marisol Garcia-Velez @marisolgvx]

@fobecyril last agent i ran decided the entire repo was its personal workspace and deleted the rest

[Marisol Garcia-Velez @marisolgvx]

@Shadewing i asked a local agent for its top 4 mcu movies and it deleted my bashrc before recommending thor the dark world

[Marisol Garcia-Velez @marisolgvx]

@kar2905 @FirstClubIndia @firstclubcare @ayyappsraj the support chat is probably an agent stuck in a loop trying to parse a hallucinated json payload. the founder is currently just watching the api bill spike in real time