for 6 weeks of each year i allow myself to have love island brain (low cognitive function, irrational opinions, unbridled lust) and i think it’s really good for me. i’ll read a book or something after, idk
The worst part about getting to know new people is when you realize you don’t like them at all and now you gotta walk it back slowly bc cold turkey is rude or whatever
On tonight’s episode of the adhd chronicles: I’ve finally installed the bidet I bought weeks ago. At 9pm. On a Sunday. And got annoyed with the instructions so did it without. 🙃
Seeing Andrew Garfield and Tobey Maguire step through those portals in Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021), even though everyone knew it was coming, still felt unreal, one of those rare moments where hype actually delivers.
Phone with my brother as he has an existential crisis: “I’m attracted to the girls I am because mom was batshit crazy and I think I can fix them, and you’re fine you just think men should be your personal servants bc of how good dad was...” Lmfaooo he got me there.