Marissa Chantal

Funny, in a mildly abrasive kind of way.

[Marissa Chantal @mariss6180]

... Good thing I have these banana split Oreos to hold me over

[Michelle Thomas 🤭 @TheBaddestMitch]

I wanna see Corbin read a paragraph of a Harry Potter book out loud. #LoveIslandUSA

[camille :-) @dustytit]

throw hunter biden into the villa as a mid season bombshell

[camille :-) @dustytit]

for 6 weeks of each year i allow myself to have love island brain (low cognitive function, irrational opinions, unbridled lust) and i think it’s really good for me. i’ll read a book or something after, idk

[Marissa Chantal @mariss6180]

I got spot 18 for next Monday I can’t wait to see that girls face

[naledii_m @naledii_mm]

When I remove my phone from DND and find out no one actually disturbed me

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

me because I am not afraid to go alone and actually enjoy my own company

[Marissa Chantal @mariss6180]

The worst part about getting to know new people is when you realize you don’t like them at all and now you gotta walk it back slowly bc cold turkey is rude or whatever

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

I'm type of person to restart a song because the conversation in my head got too loud and I missed half the song.

[Marissa Chantal @mariss6180]

The night before a day off will always hit harder than the actual day off

[Marissa Chantal @mariss6180]

The temptation of this REI sale…

[Marissa Chantal @mariss6180]

Idk I’d rather live in my car than a split level home. They’re so fucking ugly.

[eliz @eliza___v]

Me, hitting ‘notify anyway’:

[Kenny @kennysroys]

Has me in fucking stitches every single time

[Marissa Chantal @mariss6180]

I have one sided beef w whomever keeps taking reformer 18 literally one second after class enrollment opens for 7p Mondays

[Marissa Chantal @mariss6180]

On tonight’s episode of the adhd chronicles: I’ve finally installed the bidet I bought weeks ago. At 9pm. On a Sunday. And got annoyed with the instructions so did it without. 🙃

[Marissa Chantal @mariss6180]

I need someone to explain the magic behind a slice of bread unbricking a bag of brown sugar.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Seeing Andrew Garfield and Tobey Maguire step through those portals in Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021), even though everyone knew it was coming, still felt unreal, one of those rare moments where hype actually delivers.

[Marissa Chantal @mariss6180]

Phone with my brother as he has an existential crisis: “I’m attracted to the girls I am because mom was batshit crazy and I think I can fix them, and you’re fine you just think men should be your personal servants bc of how good dad was...” Lmfaooo he got me there.

[Auntie Smartassy @AuntSassyAss]

After watching the Kid Rock and RFK Jr video that caused massive dryness.... here's the antidote