little lord fuckpants

we have the meats

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Air signs

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Shazam but for bird sounds

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Get your fucking ass up and do the Charleston. It seems like nobody wants to do the Charleston these days

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Unsweet iced tea is, and will always be, that girl

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Prefrontal cortex undeveloping with each episode of Laguna Beach I watch

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Lucia Mia and Valentina - the dolls stay winning

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Taking only three hits of a joint, as a little treat

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Pad -and i cannot stress this enough- thai

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I know this is demonic but I live for pouring a little sparkling water into my cup of ice water. Gives it some pizazz

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Stephenie Meyer could have written the Bible but God couldn’t have written Twilight

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Sandy Cheeks the original woman in STEM

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I came.. I saw… I drank a pitcher of sangria.. I conquered

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2023 im in my Victorian era… who wants to swap locks of hair

[twilight renaissance | fanpage @twilightreborn]

“why are you
dressed like that?” “like what?”

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Band name Online Beef

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Hit my pen too many times and now i can't stop staring at this Pinterest ad..?

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Heidi Klum dresses up as worm for Halloween.

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

It’s feeling like fall!

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Why google how to do something when I could just text my brother instead?

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Say what you want about America but $13 can sure get you a hell of a lot of mice