marissa

she/her

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

🚨BREAKING: CBS just pulled their anticipated story on Trump’s CECOT concentration camps.

The same company who suspiciously cancelled Steve Colbert when they needed Trump to approve the Paramount deal.

When the press bends to tyrants, countries die.

[Cara Lisette @CaraLisette]

I think children should be allowed to experience cookies even if they are poor

[trish @ultragloss]

looks awful i cant wait to watch every episode

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Can any conservative tell me why it's good to have sewage in the water

[Taylor Goldenstein @taygoldenstein]

Staggering details from this story:

- After TX banned abortion, rate of sepsis shot up more than 50% for women hospitalized when they lost their pregnancies in the 2nd trimester

- The rate of maternal deaths in TX rose 33% btwn 2019 + 2023 even as national rate fell by 7.5%

[Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT]

What? We don't have to treat conspiracy theorists like RFK Jr. with kid gloves.

It's simple. He's spent his career fighting school vaccine programs. If they atrophy, kids will get killed.

1/ Let me tell you why we need to be shouting this from the rooftops.

[elle @postcardsbyelle]

in honor of it ends with us becoming a movie, here is a thread of the worst lines from colleen hoover's books in hopes that trees will stop dying for her terrible writing:

[Muah🇵🇸 🇸🇩 🇨🇩 @MuahDahn]

Everyday I wake up and live my life while I wait for love island to come on, then I watch love island and spend hours talking about love island, then I go to sleep and wake up and wait for love island to come on #loveislandusa

[It’s Bravo @ItsBravoBtch]

Me when I started watching Love Island: What do you mean this show is on 6 days a week? Who can keep up with that many eps?

Me today: What do you mean there’s no Love Island tonight? I need it injected directly into my veins. #loveislandusa

https://t.co/ypvICNhaJ9

[inspector ratchet @_hood_mona_lisa]

[Responding to a text I got 4 months ago]:

Yeah sure what time

[marissa @marissa_lalli]

@EricMagnussen !!!

[marissa @marissa_lalli]

@HappilyKT Congratulations!! So happy for you 🍾

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

yeah i think about the roman empire daily

[Anna Laura (not Anna) @annalaurahhh]

Oh these gray hairs?

They're from Meta Business Manager.

[marissa @marissa_lalli]

me when it's been 48 hours since mailing wedding invitations and my friends haven't rsvp'd

[marissa @marissa_lalli]

@MekenzieSweeney Literally so many times. Do you use mouthwash with alcohol? My pcp recommended it after having strep almost monthly for years and after a month or two of daily use, gone. I thought it was so dumb when she told me but it definitely worked. Worth a shot

[marissa @marissa_lalli]

@EricMagnussen ok fine ill do it

[marissa @marissa_lalli]

@EricMagnussen Nooooo