Marissa Larson

If I could describe myself using one word I would say I'm a sportslovingbeerdrinkingdogenthusiast.

[Marissa Larson @marissa_larson]

Wisconsin is only good for two things: cheese and liquor sales on Sunday

[Marissa Larson @marissa_larson]

*insert girly shrieks*

[Marissa Larson @marissa_larson]

@ch__2FOUR guess I gotta find myself a plane ticket!

[Marissa Larson @marissa_larson]

@ch__2FOUR ugh you mean it???

[Marissa Larson @marissa_larson]

I just may be the funniest person I have ever met

[Spencer Stumby @SpencerStumby]

Alright America, are we doin the chip readers or are we not doin the chip readers? I'm tired of looking like an asshole in the checkout line

[Marissa Larson @marissa_larson]

I would like to thank my father for molding my sense of humor and getting me into watching stand up comedy

[Marissa Larson @marissa_larson]

Where can I live that I can consistently wear shorts and a sweatshirt year round?

[Minnesota Problems @MNproblems]

When you're sick of the heat, but you don't want to say so because, well, winter. #minnesotaproblems

[Russell Moore @drmoore]

2016 could've been a Ron Swanson vs. Leslie Knope election. Instead it's Tammy 1 vs. Tammy 2. @parksandrecnbc

[Marissa Larson @marissa_larson]

The cold side of the pillow in the summer is everything

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

"I'm so weak my cousin really went swimming with a goat and they both look happy asf 😂😂😂😂😂"

[Marissa Larson @marissa_larson]

@RiebelFarms69 we got room for some booty

[Marissa Larson @marissa_larson]

Thanks to @ssaaddiieexo I basically went to the Drake concert FOR FREE!!! 😉🤗🤗🤗 #stoked #views #suitetix #startedfromthebottom

[Minnesota Football @GopherFootball]

ICYMI: There's another Barber on campus ready to roll. https://t.co/KhBkrYiQF2

[Marissa Larson @marissa_larson]

@nevadasmith19 I love your name!!!

[Marissa Larson @marissa_larson]

@megangriss ugh you do stop lying to the Twitter world ;)

[Marissa Larson @marissa_larson]

@megangriss don't you miss my late night thoughts :)))

[Marissa Larson @marissa_larson]

Just sayin...