mar🌵ssa

Smiles like Mona Lisa, but curses like a wizard 💫

[Robby Kalland @RKalland]

2026 Kentucky Derby results:
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[mar🌵ssa @marissa_mp3]

@cowincrisis she’s majestic, tysm

[໊ @wynavira]

the power of a bowl of rice mixed with some fucking bullshit cannot be overstated

[mar🌵ssa @marissa_mp3]

@andydandyTV ear rumblers rise UP 😤

[normal @35yearoldfriend]

Is Mike’s Hot Honey, Mike’s Hard Lemonade, and Jersey Mike’s all the same Mike?

[𝑮 ♡ @highitsg]

i’ll ask a ouija board before i ask chatgpt

[mar🌵ssa @marissa_mp3]

this is how it feels to not have slept a full night in almost 3 years

[juju @vampsapire]

aquela amiga que não conseguiu dormir então vai ter que passar o dia assim

[grovy @grovymango]

Will to live so back. Just found a song today that i love enough to play 50 times already

[death angel @angel_0f_deathx]

“Department of war” “operation epic fury” everything is so fucking stupid!!!!!

[mar🌵ssa @marissa_mp3]

I need a "a view from my seat" but for hotel rooms

[Moremans @ColoradoWino]

This is what I pay my internet for

[mar🌵ssa @marissa_mp3]

double respect because the 1st CD this baddie picked up was Oingo Boingo

[30 @hoodii30]

respect this mother

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

my body is a temple. but this one specifically

[[archer] @archer_uwu]

yeah bro discord sucks we are moving to stoat. sorry stoat was bad we are on gurt now. gurt got bought out by bad people so we are on flurt now. flurt shut down due to lack of funds so we are on ploob now. ploob turned out to be a crypto miner so are on vlerb now

[julie @juliesacunt]

Dale Cooper as a twitch streamer but instead of saying “chat” he calls them all Diane.
Diane am I cooked? Diane put W’s in the chat. Diane clip that.

[mar🌵ssa @marissa_mp3]

@sam_niac IKEA allen wrenches and various sizes of screws

[philip matarese @philorphilip]

‘A Christmas Story’ is a nonlinear experience. You look at the screen and its pole, bully, lamp, Santa. I have no idea how it ends. I think the boy dies.