Some People: America has gone soft.
Me: That is the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
Some People: That's why we need to ban books.
Me: Wait I have heard a new dumbest thing.
@parkerroberts Which is why his first note was off, because the movement took him by surprise, and why he nearly slipped coming off the platform at the beginning, because it was moving opposite from what he practiced. It makes so much sense. I think he was internally freaking out!
@parkerroberts Omg I just saw a tiktok from one of his dancers and apparently the reason Harry seemed off on that performance was the spinning stage started spinning in reverse from what they rehearsed all week so on live TV they had to troubleshoot and do all the movements in reverse
@parkerroberts I thought the same thing. He’s seemed off all night as well. When he accepted the first award of the night he sounded almost sad, there was no excitement? I’m not sure, from every video of him I’ve ever seen he just seems not like his usual joking/ fun self
@parkerroberts She also says that my eyebrows grew in fast and she could always tell when I was upset about something before I could talk because my eyebrows would get “fire-engine red” lol
@parkerroberts My desire to be this cool and fun is often trumped by my social anxiety and lack of desire to be perceived. I LOVE THIS LOOK, one day I aspire to be so confident!
@parkerroberts Literally yes. A week ago my best friend of 15 years told me her and her long term bf’s plans to meet with realtors to talk about buying land, building a house, then to start trying to have kids. WEREN’T WE JUST MIDDLE SCHOOLERS???
@parkerroberts Yes exactly!! It’s honestly so disrespectful and the worst thing is it’s usually the “animal lovers” who hate the idea of leashing their dog when they’re family and should have freedom and yet they don’t consider the potential repercussions on others dogs!
@parkerroberts That’s awful!! Just this week: I’ve had a lingering cold for 7 days. A family friend suddenly developed Bells Palsy. My entire extended family is sick and we haven’t been near each other. Cousin had emergency gallbladder surgery yesterday…it just goes on! Who cursed us all?