marissa ❁

carlow alum | picu nurse

[marissa ❁ @marissa_schaff]

*me thinking I’m gonna find my future husband on a dating app*

[clare @sadderlizards]

hey sorry for being so anxious earlier i had no idea everything would be fine

[marissa ❁ @marissa_schaff]

@claybaebae Clay……..no………..

[marissa ❁ @marissa_schaff]

@ErasTourResell Me!!!!!

[marissa ❁ @marissa_schaff]

@erastourticketz @Kat_AF13 Should’ve said no!

[marissa ❁ @marissa_schaff]

@erastourticketz @Kat_AF13 Haunted!!!

[marissa ❁ @marissa_schaff]

@erastourticketz Haunted!!

[marissa ❁ @marissa_schaff]

My first tweet in months to say I WILL NEVER FLY @SpiritAirlines AGAIN!!!!!!

[maybe: clare @clur19]

If Find My Friends sent a notification every time I looked at everyone’s locations I think my friends would have me institutionalized

[marissa ❁ @marissa_schaff]

Next week I’ll be in Mexico

[Danielle, RN 🐱 @DaniRN89]

I know it’s been said before, but consistently giving the same nurses the tougher assignments because “we know you can handle it” is NOT the compliment you think it is. It’s exhausting and is contributing to the burn out.

[helena riley @freshhel]

U can tell when someones really bonded w their water bottle

[Renaissance Dan @Mr_DrEsquire]

To everyone who wrote “stay cool” in my middle school year book…I have some devastating news

[marissa ❁ @marissa_schaff]

@claybaebae Greatest thing I’ve ever seen

[marissa ❁ @marissa_schaff]

Clayton’s toxic trait is believing everything he hears immediately

[marissa ❁ @marissa_schaff]

Will I ever stop complaining about going back to work tonight for the first time in 9 days???

(No)

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

Okay mr scientist if “matter cannot be created or destroyed” then where the fuck are all my hair ties

[marissa ❁ @marissa_schaff]

Me: why does my body feel like it got hit by a truck???
Also me: *suddenly remembers the WWE wrestling match me & my friends had this weekend*

[Corey J. Miles @CoreyMiles__]

I respect people who can save money by eating at home. If I have a bad day at work, I’m picking up food on the way home. If I have a good day at work, I’m picking up food to celebrate. If I make my own lunch, I’m picking up food for dinner since I already saved money on lunch.

[trash jones @jzux]

me when i have a bad day: i think i deserve a little treat

me when i have a good day: i think i deserve a little treat

[THE ™️ Barstool Ohio State @BarstoolOSU]

THE OHIO STATE BUCKEYES ARE YOUR 2022 ROSE BOWL CHAMPIONS! 🌹🌰