Marissa

how do you solve a problem like Marissa

[Marissa @marissa_splains]

@BeyondYoga should feel pretty disappointed in the quality of their winter items. A brand new holiday gift, and the zipper broke the first time I wore it this week. Horrible service and no extension of returns or exchanges despite a manufacturing defect? #beyondyoga

[Marissa @marissa_splains]

@BeyondYoga should feel pretty disappointed in the quality of their winter items. A brand new holiday gift, and the zipper broke the first time I wore it this week. Horrible service and no extension of returns or exchanges despite a manufacturing defect? #beyondyoga

[Marissa @marissa_splains]

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[Marissa @marissa_splains]

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[Marissa @marissa_splains]

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[Marissa @marissa_splains]

@MaddyMorphosis Extremely congenial. way to take the high road sister!

[Marissa @marissa_splains]

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[R.L. Stine @RL_Stine]

I'd like to thank the members of the Academy for not slapping me this year.

[Jennifer Wright @JenAshleyWright]

When they said “History repeats itself,” I wasn’t expecting all of the twentieth century in two years.

[Marissa @marissa_splains]

@nytimes Why advertise where they’re sheltering?? That seems irresponsible.

[Marissa @marissa_splains]

@Cristianzee RIPizza

[Marissa @marissa_splains]

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[Marissa @marissa_splains]

@LasCulturistas @MattRogersTho @bowenyang @iHeartPodcasts @iTunes @britneyspears I know I’m a jester but my brain really said “....is that @DerrickBarry?“

The answer is yes and I frankly stand by it.

[Marissa @marissa_splains]

@travisfodor Nothing's open... everyone is back with their families.... nightly wine drunk.... this tracks.

[Geraldine Just Follow TheEverywhereist on Threads @everywhereist]

People saying that abolishing the Electoral College is unfair because only Texas and California will decide elections, as we sit here waiting for the results of like two counties in Wisconsin and Pennsylvania.

Abolishing the EC means every vote counts.

[Joe Gurski @j0egurski]

Nemo and his siblings moments before the shark attack

[Chase Stefano @StefanoChase]

Suddenly it’s the Coronavirus and not the China Virus. Suddenly we’re all in this together. Suddenly the Republican party is calling for people to show empathy. Suddenly it’s clear none of them cared until it affected them. YOU never mattered to him or them.

[Marissa @marissa_splains]

@BillyCrystal I’m dying to hear this line- what did you say when you were making fun of Mandy’s hair??

[Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr]

Are you feeling down? Isolated? Uncertain about the future? Worried about what comes next? Then you may be suffering from... consciousness

[Rich Davis, PhD, D(ABMM), MLS🧫🦠 @richdavisphd]

What does a mask do? Blocks respiratory droplets coming from your mouth and throat.

Two simple demos:

First, I sneezed, sang, talked & coughed toward an agar culture plate with or without a mask. Bacteria colonies show where droplets landed. A mask blocks virtually all of them.