marissa usry

Mississippi Coast native. momma. hail state 🐾

[donny warbucks 💸 @johnny_danziel]

in honor of 9/11, my favorite chappelle snippet

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Homan: "As far as Mamdani, look, I'm an equal opportunity deporter"

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

“I wouldn't wish it on anyone” may be the funniest possible ending to a career spent wishing essentially this exact experience on millions of other people.

[marissa usry @marissa_usry]

@OreGalore @AdamParkhomenko they’ve been doing just fine for the last five decades.

[marissa usry @marissa_usry]

@AdamParkhomenko @TheDemCoalition but it’s just like … why though? “lake america” and cutting down iconic trees are our priority items this week?

[Stefanía 🦇ꕤ ｡° @stellarstefania]

pls 😭

[marissa usry @marissa_usry]

@MerriamWebster WERschter-shyer

[2022 Heisman Winner @vj_v_]

I have yet to see Lebron do this

[Joe Perticone @JoePerticone]

this account is strangely good at pairing photos of recalled food with RFK Jr looking similar to said foods

[Chris @citehchris]

they always manage to find a picture of him looking like the food thats been recalled

[marissa usry @marissa_usry]

@atrupar SNL take notes for the new season cold open. We need you to make this less awful. @nbcsnl

[Dr. Richard Harambe @Richard_Harambe]

Wheels on a shopping cart be like

[marissa usry @marissa_usry]

Hehe

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Breaking News: Milo Yiannopoulos, who promoted far-right conspiracies and racism in the U.S., was deported to Britain on Friday, according to the Department of Homeland Security. https://t.co/ey5Eay0qEE

[marissa usry @marissa_usry]

With a tropical system forming in the Gulf, I beg news platforms: please think twice before sensationalizing storms. For those of us who’ve lived through catastrophic hurricanes, it downplays the danger & turns potential tragedy into clickbait. Do better. Por favor. #Bertha

[marissa usry @marissa_usry]

@USA_PatriotMama @abc13houston @ABC This is a really gross thing to say before they even release the autopsy report findings. Stay in your lane, and remember that a family is grieving their teenage son.

[🍃 @cardamomkiss]

I like our pediatrician because he lets me know when I'm being ridiculous. I mentioned that we have the CDC Milestones tracker app and the baby is meeting all of the 15 month ones except for hugging stuffed animals and he said it looks like Harvard is out of the picture now

[Emma Grae @emmagraeauthor]

Marie Claire actually left a prompt from an AI in one of their recent articles.

While there’s still some great journalists and publications left, this is utterly shocking. No wonder I’m trying to pivot.

[marissa usry @marissa_usry]

@SteveNagel15 @HoustonChron Late followup but this was a concern raised by a democrat parent who didn’t want random politically charged voters in the same hallway as my child’s classroom.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.