Marissa

[Pink Stanley Cup @ASamantha]

The Bush redemption arc is CRAZY

[َ @doesyd]

this was the funniest day on twitter oh my god

[$ @aliyahvallen]

dipping sauce ≠ seasoned. hope this helps

[J. @TheKingofReads]

Why are so many athletes telling us how hard it is being a millionaire? Please shut the fuck up.

[Taytalktome. @talktometay]

Fighting this nigga in the prime had to be some bullshit

[𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐢✰ @_timiszn]

i think we should bring back the concept of waking up on weekends and watching cartoons first thing in the morning.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Ngl tattoos should actually make you more employable because it shows you can sit in place for hours while tiny needles are jammed into your skin and that's what every corporate meeting l've
ever been in has felt like

[Mr Brute @BuddyNoLove]

Amazon will take ANY excuse. They just want you to leave them alone. Your dog ate your homework??? BET. Here’s your money back 😂

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Our nose rings are going to be our generations version of the aunties with the one gold tooth.

[Noam Blum @neontaster]

And I am mostly fine with this.

[bunny sanders @whatbunnysaid]

I was shocked the first time I went to Atlanta, like oh y’all are in the woods

[JD Flynn @jdflynn]

buddy, I was writing 10 page papers without having read the book.

[Softboy☄️ @softboywin]

I’ve never contributed to traffic in my entire life that’s all on y’all

[Spiffy Global @SpiffyGlobal]

Make em 49.99 for a ole playa then nefew

[Queer Latifah ✨ @TheAfrocentricI]

I love whoever devoted themselves to the Wiz Scarecrow fit because that’s truly love.

[BearsShowYo @BearsShowYo]

This man is still making girls pass out 17 years after he died, yea he’s the greatest to ever do it man.

[HTown Brodie @BodieWeeBey]

Ngga got divorced and added a lil pep to his step

[Joanne🎀 @Msjoanneeee]

If you eat runny eggs and rare steak, there's no limit to what you won't eat and you could wake up someday and decide you want to chew us all too

[໊໊ @juniorkingpp]

Y’all wasn’t here

[The Nostalgia Queen @Snow_Blacck]

One is happy cocaine music and the other is sad cocaine music.

They both lit.