Mar

what do I put here after college

[Mar @marissaa_ls]

Catching up on the bachelorette and Luke P. seems like just my type. A man with a million red flags who I would let fuck with my head for a few months then leave me emotionally unstable #whatitdobabbyyyyy

[🍑 @PEACHYBLACKG0RL]

did he just……..

[Zach W. Lambert @ZachWLambert]

I’ll never understand how we all watched this live on television and didn’t immediately disqualify Donald Trump from public office for the rest of his life.

[amanda @italchicc]

remove “are you a convicted felon” from All job applications moving forward .

[Michael O’Brien @DrOBrienMD]

The way I’m about to become a professional gas and eggs price tracker is absolutely astonishing.

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

“Yeah bro I’m just worried about Kamala’s tax plan”

[luck @johnwells__]

you stupid fucks complained about a demented 80 year old man being president for 4 years then elected a demented 78 year old man to be president.

[WheelERdoc @realEDdoc]

His. Former. Vice. President. Told. Us. Not. To. Vote. For. Him.

His current VP candidate called him America’s Hitler.

Almost every single one of his prior Cabinet members said he is grossly unqualified and dangerous.

We are a nation of imbeciles. I hate everyone.

[Mar @marissaa_ls]

I’m tired of these tarot card readings on my tik tok telling me a shocking surprise and great news is in my future and nothing happening

[Mar @marissaa_ls]

Thinking about how when I asked my students what they’re doing this weekend one girl said she was sad because she had to go stay at her dad’s gross and dirty apartment. Hope she’s doing ok out there

[Mar @marissaa_ls]

Shockingly, spending a bunch of money on things today did not cure my sadness! Weird!

[Mar @marissaa_ls]

Not me nervous to announce my students names tomorrow at their graduation as if I haven’t been saying their names for the past 10 months

[Mar @marissaa_ls]

One of my kids found me on tik tok and I’m MORITIFIED

[Mar @marissaa_ls]

One of my students told me they couldn’t bring in their math book because their elf was on top of it and he can’t touch the elf or Santa won’t come to his house....well played

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

I’m Joe Biden and I approve this message.

[Mar @marissaa_ls]

Today I had to stop two 5th grade girls attempting to do the WAP dance outside during snack so that’s what teaching is like nowadays

[Mar @marissaa_ls]

Mom come pick me up I’m scared of the adult world

[KHAILA JAI @_babykhai]

Since a lot of us are approaching the age that we drop off of our parents’ health insurance plans, here is a thread in laymen’s terms to help better understand health insurance and what you’ll be paying for each month. 💕

[lili michelle لیلی @lilsmichelle]

i was taught more about how spaghetti strap tank tops were intolerable than racism

[Mar @marissaa_ls]

I’m sorry I accidentally watched your story after you posted it 20 seconds ago I have nothing else to do