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[marissa @marissaaahelms]

Life's too short to be anything but absolutely happy.

[marissa @marissaaahelms]

She’s pregnant!

[marissa @marissaaahelms]

Not my drunk husband taking the cat into the garage to show her the door is closed and it’s raining. And giving our kids 40 bucks for “good behavior” 😂😅 can’t with this man.

[marissa @marissaaahelms]

I gotta take my kid to his team pictures, soccer game, & baseball game tmrw morning. Not to mention be in charge of grab bags for the team..

So afterwards I’m dragging his little butt to Bath & Body Works & buying 30 candles for myself. Might even go buy Christmas decorations 🤷🏻‍♀️

[marissa @marissaaahelms]

I swear I will buy anything when it comes to my kid and his sports. Here I am at 11pm ordering neon orange digital camo socks with a matching compression sleeve and 2 different colored belts for his game on Saturday. Lol 🙃

[dais @crystalvisionsx]

it’s sarah paulson’s range for me https://t.co/fO8d9mBxBs

[marissa @marissaaahelms]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/KAvC8pAO0x

[marissa @marissaaahelms]

Watching Grey’s again and I just can’t deal with Karev and how much of a jerk he is but how awesome he is at Peds 😭🥺

[marissa @marissaaahelms]

@TW0chainzzz Lol take me with you 😂 I have a hotspot so technically I could work anywhere if I bring my laptop. But still, with kids it’s difficult. Might as well just stay home!

[marissa @marissaaahelms]

@TW0chainzzz Same! Ppl don’t understand how mentally draining it is to work from home. Like, I’m very grateful but there’s also downsides to it too.

[harley❧ @kayyashante]

student loan forgiveness

[marissa @marissaaahelms]

Tonight I mixed a little ‘deep sleep body cocoon by thisworks’ with a couple drops of lavender eo and covered my fiancé and my son in it... safe to say they are both knocked out, sleeping so good. Happy mama 💜

[marissa @marissaaahelms]

@Frank_nasty69 me

[marissa @marissaaahelms]

The retail therapy was real today. Oops

[marissa @marissaaahelms]

Pray for those of us who work in commercial real estate... We are just now getting grips on property management from COVID.. and have to already start gearing up for Hurricane Season. 😳

[marissa @marissaaahelms]

Just called a SM to make sure he was blocking off an area of the parking lot and he called me ‘kiddo’.... 🙃

I guess I do sorta sound like a 13yr old over the phone.

[Ashley. 🇹🇹 @ashleyrelates]

This rollercoaster ride of hyper productivity and excessive laziness during quarantine is exhausting.

[marissa @marissaaahelms]

@chipgaines @AssistingChip A chicken foot! 🐓

[marissa @marissaaahelms]

Aaron’s parents literally call me at least twice a day. They call on speaker so they both say hey when I pick up the phone. It cracks me up 😂💖

[marissa @marissaaahelms]

@JeffreeStar @madebymarissa #JeffreeStarApproved