marissa

I guess I won't write poetry I'll just stare at my phone for fucking eternity The blank face of god

[MLB @MLB]

The Rizzler has arrived to throw his bullpen and says that Francisco Lindor has the most rizz in the Major Leagues 😤

@Fanatics | @FanaticsFest

[marissa @marissaajade]

never heard the word "lustful" so much before this season

[marissa @marissaajade]

Incredible episode I love this show

[marissa @marissaajade]

I should have used loyal instead of single but whatever. Also Caleb being so irrelevant I completely forgot about him

[marissa @marissaajade]

my predictions I wrote this morning btw

[marissa @marissaajade]

Some people really project onto these women i saw some wild predictions

[grace (sport mode) @GRobs_Boston]

don’t even get me started on how literally everything about the current landscape of the nhl can be traced back to this exact moment and i’m not kidding:

[marissa @marissaajade]

everyone complaining about love island being boring. you all would have hated my queen camilla thurlow

[tomato girl @visceraldream]

i believe in vaccines and hormonal birth control and red dye 40 . like fuck it

[marissa @marissaajade]

6 hours difference between these pictures. Lazy bums

[marissa @marissaajade]

I enjoy watching stephon castle play in the nba finals

[marissa @marissaajade]

this season has been so goooood so far incredible first week

[JESSICA @whosthatgirrlll]

If yall weren’t HERE! don’t question me about Love Island 😂 the cigarettes that were devoured omfg.

[marissa @marissaajade]

hartford whalers we still talk about you

[dane 🚩 @buckadeath]

How I sleep at night knowing I explicitly defended Hamas and October 7th

[arrow 🏹 #1 avery hayes stan 🐧 @edthekraken]

Hi my name is Hockey McPlayer. My hobbies are golf and gambling and I love country music. This is my blonde bombshell gf Emmaleigh McOutofmyleague. We met on instagram.

[marissa @marissaajade]

started a fictional true crime book today and the first paragraph really hit me

[marissa @marissaajade]

should I wear a bra to jury duty tomorrow or

[marissa @marissaajade]

just finished my first semester of nursing school tiktok mood board