marissa

(she/her) I’m a one direction stan first, human second.

[marissa @marissaconn]

don’t talk to me about T*m Br*dy being a GOAT when Serena Williams exist...it’s just disrespectful

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

no data center is worth destroying this

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

“Doubling my taxes won’t help anybody,” says man sitting next to the literal rocket ship he personally owns.

[frankie gabagool 🤌 @beantownthot]

got to the office printer and realized i forgot to hit print on my laptop https://t.co/dYLxcU4FWA

[not mitski @mitskiIeaks]

honestly after derry girls used it in the season 1 finale it should have been illegal for anyone else to use it

[cornelia @michaelbluht]

genuinely one of the best sitcom ever made when i was watching it there wasn't a single second where i was bored and intro was a banger too

[emily ⋆ ˚｡⋆౨ৎ˚ @lightsuprryy]

USA men’s hockey team getting sent a private jet while the women’s team are taking commercial flights that aren’t even direct

[Kaxi3D @Kaxi3D]

the french are so good at protesting

[mimi @schmimsi]

is that fuckin brian may rapping nicki minaj

[Cara Lisette @CaraLisette]

I think children should be allowed to experience cookies even if they are poor

[Doyle_ @sadcinemaa]

I literally told yall. She ended that relationship and got back with her favourite gay. This rebrand is spiritual!!!

[Jerri Green @Jerri_M_Green]

St. Jude reduced its budget by $150million because the White House blindly cut funding to children’s cancer research. #priorities

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

this is what unmedicated adhd feels like

[𝙻🇨🇮🇬🇭🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇯🇵🇰🇷 #KCFC #SolSociety @HornetsRuinedMe]

this is the type of blatant propaganda they teach you about in 6th grade social studies btw

[jules 🏳️‍⚧️ @transjgballard]

because it's fucking awesome

[Edward Adjei @Er_dward]

This is how HR and finance guys arrive to tell you that there is no bonus this year

[Men For Fielder @loganlofgren]

Can I come over and do this

[marissa @marissaconn]

birthday soon…what is everyone getting me ?