Marissa Currie

[Lawrence Hurley @lawrencehurley]

“I’m here live, I’m not a cat,” says lawyer after Zoom filter mishap

“I can see that,” responds judge

[Quentin Youmans, MD, MSc @QuentinYoumans]

At 102 years old, my great aunt, born the year of our last great #pandemic, made her way to the ballot box to cast her #vote. If she can do it, you can too!

#Vote #VoteEarly #Election2020

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Watch this immediately. This is what a leader looks like.

[Eclectic Method ♻️ @EclecticMethod]

There's a #FlyOnPenceHead Remix @Mike_Pence @KamalaHarris #flygate

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

“They want to take out the cows.” — a thing the president of the United States said

[Marissa Currie @MarissaCurrie]

@johnmyers Nothin good.

[Adrianna McIntyre (@adrianna.bsky.social) @onceuponA]

I can't believe I was ever told that women are too emotional to be president

[Axios @axios]

Chris Wallace: "Are you willing, tonight, to condemn white supremacists and militia groups and to say that they need to stand down..."

Trump: "Proud Boys, stand back and stand by! But I'll tell you what, somebody's got to do something about antifa and the left."

[Marissa Currie @MarissaCurrie]

@Rob_Flaherty In fact in sounded like he said “proud boys stand back and stand by....”

[Rob Flaherty @Rob_Flaherty]

Since you can pay trump advisors to say anything you want on Cameo, earlier this year I paid Corey Lewandowski $50 to give a pep talk to ol' Joey.

[Nick Offerman @Nick_Offerman]

HIRED

[Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr]

I’m so sick of all these men on the street telling me to smize

[jason concepcion @netw3rk]

I have watched this video 500x. Every still frame is the best comedy I’ve seen in 2020

[Deion Broxton @DeionBroxton]

There was a herd of bison walking right toward me at @YellowstoneNPS today!

[Tom Inglesby, MD @T_Inglesby]

In last 24 hrs there've been prominent US voices calling for a stop to social distancing, citing rationale that they're worse than impact of COVID itself. It’s worth looking very closely at that claim, where we are in US COVID epidemic and what happens if we stop. 1/x

[Marissa Currie @MarissaCurrie]

@richdevin @gmjensen33 @TexCurrie Every wedding should have a halftime.

[Marissa Currie @MarissaCurrie]

@united booked last min flight bc my husband is in ICU in another state. Politely asked gate agent if there were earlier flights and she replied “it’s in an hour, this isn’t a bus.” Is this your customer commitment in action?

[sam greisman @SAMGREIS]

At the State Dept. dinner for the Kennedy Center honorees Mike Pompeo wondered aloud when he would be “loved”. Then Linda Ronstadt got up to get laurels, looked the fucker right in the eye and said “maybe when you stop enabling Donald Trump”. Icon.