✩ marissa ✩

[✩ marissa ✩ @marissagwyn__]

I GOT TRANSFERRED FIVE TIMES AND THEY SENT ME BACKTO THE FIRST CALLER

[✩ marissa ✩ @marissagwyn__]

I only feel my dads rage when on the phone with customer service

[✩ marissa ✩ @marissagwyn__]

The Australian man in the tv said you were getting on the hamster train

[ʝᥲᥒᥱ 🂡 @aStarlightDream]

Me when the fictional characters I’m reading are going through the miscommunication trope and pushing each other away but I know the truth

[Punch Cat @PunchingCat]

cat in head disease

[✩ marissa ✩ @marissagwyn__]

Connor you have no ass - Geegee

[✩ marissa ✩ @marissagwyn__]

@ZoeyKrauth I WAS JUST SHOWING ETHAN THIS

[ming. @YoungKy_]

Idc how well off I become I will ALWAYS advocate for public assistance programs. Too many people think it could never be them.

[✩ marissa ✩ @marissagwyn__]

@leftladyleg I do, might I ask why tho

[✩ marissa ✩ @marissagwyn__]

@leftladyleg Idk but I completely understand

[✩ marissa ✩ @marissagwyn__]

I’m supposed to choose either pack or go to sleep and I’m choosing go to sleep

[✩ marissa ✩ @marissagwyn__]

My whole underwear is out

[✩ marissa ✩ @marissagwyn__]

I NEED A ZYNY AND A TWEA

[✩ marissa ✩ @marissagwyn__]

Do other people even like food the way I do?

[✩ marissa ✩ @marissagwyn__]

I’m being taunted by mice

[✩ marissa ✩ @marissagwyn__]

Do little kids actually not have knee caps

[𝓪 @ang22la]

the hottest thing a man can do is be a weird little nerd

[✩ marissa ✩ @marissagwyn__]

What’re we dancing next

[✩ marissa ✩ @marissagwyn__]

I just know I sound like a country hick to my kiwi uncle