Marissa Caldwell

Hair like fire & a penchant for 'I can make that.'
See also: heels dance teacher, vegan & GF baker, social media maven, local thespian, & crazy dog mom.

[Marissa Caldwell @marissaisms]

Amazing experience at Burju Shoes today! https://t.co/8d5LDnrkrY

[Marissa Caldwell @marissaisms]

Any data-based-marketing friends looking for work??
I can vouch for the genuine goodness of this company (and the super awesome team you'd be joining too, I guess. 😁)

#DigitalEdu #DigitalMarketing #UofTStrategicPR

[Busch Systems @BuschSystems]

We're hiring for the full-time position of MARKETING COORDINATOR! Read more & apply to join our team here: https://t.co/mtIRgIieRc

** Busch Systems is a Living Wage Employer and Certified B-Corporation **

#hiring #recruiting #BarrieJobs #SimcoeCountyCareers #BarrieON #jobs

[Marissa Caldwell @marissaisms]

Live-tweeted an online baking class last night as an assignment for my @UofTSCS #DigitalEdu 2875-106 Foundations class!

If you're curious about how it went, I curated some tweets here: https://t.co/4xfnmjK9wM

#swtapothecarytriesHomemade
(Spoiler Alert: results were... mixed 😅)

[Marissa Caldwell @marissaisms]

Quick reminder that if you're looking for heel dance shoes, this is my rec: https://t.co/8d5LDnqMCq

[Television Academy @TelevisionAcad]

Find a person who looks at you like @DanJLevy looks at everyone from @SchittsCreek. #ValentinesDay

[A bear @A_single_bear]

I have a very difficult relationship with snow because I get very excited to see it and then I get very tired about it very quickly. I am a bear.

[A bear @A_single_bear]

Today’s goals:
-Find a good place to not be found
-Stay

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Me: How was your first day of school?

4-year-old: I didn't hurt anyone.

Better than expected.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

there is an easy way to tell. if i would like a hug. and it’s that no matter what. i probably do

[Marissa Caldwell @marissaisms]

@diggingdegrees Oh my goodness I did need to see this. Thank you. 😍

[The Pub-Craft Team ~ Marketing for Books & Brands @PubCraftTeam]

We want to offer our help. ❤️
Attached is an open "letter" of sorts from @CooperLaurie and @marissaisms to you, our community.
We have always believed in the power of helpers and spreading kindness. We want to do whatever we can, especially now, to be here for you.❤️

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

gooooob morning. i made a list. of what i would like to accomplish today

7. a big nap
1. maybe get some rest after that
4. sneak in a snoozle
4b. perhaps multiple

[Marissa Caldwell @marissaisms]

Big news! @CooperLaurie and I are giving our first live webinar THIS COMING TUESDAY!
And we're a little excited about it. 😅
Check this out for more info! 👇

[The Pub-Craft Team ~ Marketing for Books & Brands @PubCraftTeam]

And of course we couldn't resist making a quick video to tell you more about our first ever live webinar too! 😉😁

https://t.co/b3xMYt06bz

#onlineads #bookmarketing #authorpromo #WritingCommunity #marketingtips #livewebinar #amwriting

[Marissa Caldwell @marissaisms]

I'M NOT CRYING YOU'RE CRYING

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the human worked all day. so we didn’t spend much time together. this upsets them more than anything. because who knows how long any of us have. but they’re here now. and i really hope they realize. all i need. is for them to hold my paw. until i fall asleep

[Marissa Caldwell @marissaisms]

💯

[Geraldine Just Follow TheEverywhereist on Threads @everywhereist]

The Joker should have been a woman. And she finally went insane because too many random dudes told her to smile, so now she perpetually smiles while terrorizing Gotham.

[The Pub-Craft Team ~ Marketing for Books & Brands @PubCraftTeam]

Want to up your Instagram game? One of @marissaisms's favourite Insta-Gurus is offering her FREE Double Your Instagram Following webinar this weekend!
It's less than an hour of your time, and will totally change how you think about Instagram marketing:
https://t.co/BC10l6hoR8

[Marissa Caldwell @marissaisms]

Real life.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

gooooob morning. it is way too early to be conscious. but we must persevere. because i have to pee

[Marissa Caldwell @marissaisms]

Kay friends. If anyone has come across any writing about GoT s8 women, please send it my way. People have to be studying this, right?
And let's keep this a spoiler-free space, so if you wanna share in my frustrated and not-surprised space, shoot me a PM. I'll happily commiserate.

[Marissa Caldwell @marissaisms]

It would be interesting to know how much time I cumulatively spend mesmerised watching those auto-play DIY/crafty hack videos that populate my Pinterest feed.
But then, maybe I don't want to know.