The best decision I ever made was marrying you, @MichelleObama. For 33 years, I’ve admired your strength, grace, and determination — and the fact that you look so good doing it all. Happy anniversary!
Watching my beautiful wife wake up to an alarm, get dressed, and go to work while I lie in bed is like witnessing a small bunny be flung from a moving vehicle while I watch from the sidewalk like some degenerate bystander.