Marissa Krantz

[Chance The Rapper @chancetherapper]

I like going to target

[Marissa Krantz @marissakrantz]

But like this could still go either way, ya no? https://t.co/vCxDSAJ3BB

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

when I say Pirates of the Caribbean it’s the only time in life that I pronounce Caribbean as Caribbean

[Mags @_MaggieNovak_]

-48 orca whales have died in captivity at SeaWorld.
-the average life span of a female orca in the wild is 80 yrs. at SeaWorld it’s 13 yrs.
-for every $1 million made, SeaWorld only donates $600 to whale conservation. that’s about 5¢ per ticket.
-fuck SeaWorld. https://t.co/YSQfMq6JTl

[Marissa Krantz @marissakrantz]

Hallmark Christmas movies are the bomb don’t @ me

[Brian Luebben | Action Academy Podcast @brianluebben]

Loyal girls will be across the bar getting dudes to buy them drinks & then giving them to you https://t.co/cQE5E6pSho

[Marissa Krantz @marissakrantz]

Or no one is showing up https://t.co/5aNvrSD39l

[Jacob King @JacobtKing17]

PSA to all my friends: Can we all just agree that no matter how ready we think we are, we don't get married until we can afford an open bar

[Marissa Krantz @marissakrantz]

@joeyandy19 Can me, you and sami go when it opens and shop all day and eat a lot of donuts?

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

enough about the "mom" friend, here's a toast to the friend that always slurs "so how's your night going" to the Uber driver

[Marissa Krantz @marissakrantz]

For real pulled a muscle in my chest from coughing too hard #what

[Marissa Krantz @marissakrantz]

Yas, I'm excited https://t.co/GG2gvr9Kk7

[Marissa Krantz @marissakrantz]

And in the end sleep always wins https://t.co/NnHhaABMJ7

[Marissa Krantz @marissakrantz]

I'm gonna have to call bullshit on that one https://t.co/UlhDxA64xQ

[Marissa Krantz @marissakrantz]

1. Jealous of the handwriting 2. How the fuck did you have time to write all that? I don't even have time to sleep https://t.co/2rLquCdVMG

[Marissa Krantz @marissakrantz]

🙌🏼 https://t.co/wrWI13iwen