Marissa

why do i still have twitter

[Marissa @marissaneilan]

"I had a sad cum"

[KING 5 News @KING5Seattle]

TSA recovers knife hidden in loaf of bread at Sea-Tac Airport https://t.co/SNG1GvgtqJ

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

Perfect date. Perfect night. And then….ghosted. Welcome to dating in 2023.

[Chris @citehchris]

in my slut era but it’s me building a secure attachment style

[trap dad @dude_gang]

if that’s ur girl then why are you guys happily married?

[Marissa @marissaneilan]

I feel like I made a huge mistake lol

[James @CaucasianJames]

just found out this was taken at a bar in my hometown. for all i know i was there when he took this. i’m literally shaking

[Tacoma Police Department @TacomaPD]

PCSO detectives are asking for the public's help. Call 1-800-222-TIPS if you live along the highlighted route below and have video footage from Jan. 22 between 11:00 p.m. and 11:30 p.m.

[Marissa @marissaneilan]

@MARYBOSTIC_ What are you trying to make/make yourself enjoy? I got all kinds of tips n tricks to make veggies tasty. Parker never even tried broccoli before me so I enjoy the challenge 😂

[Marissa @marissaneilan]

@MARYBOSTIC_ I mean if you do it a suck ass way lol seasonings and herbs can make anything ✨delicious✨

[Shawna B @theproestdwarf]

One of my favorite very specific image genres is cats that look completely unprepared for the realities of parenthood.

[The First Black Hokage @MrrRighttNow]

So I was driving Uber today and this lady put her son in my backseat and said he’s going to his daddy house….what the hell!!! She tipped me $60.00 though so I’m taking him.

[Lil Sasquatch @lilsasquatch66]

This is my son. He got the Johnson and Johnson vaccine yesterday and woke up like this. Great. Just great.

[trap dad @dude_gang]

Groundhog just said there will be no 4/20 this year 😣

[lex 🦋 @LexxxEllis]

This girl from Gig Harbor prank called (yes I know childish) someone I know and called her friend the N word multiple times. Exposing her even more than she already was<3

[The Humane Society for Tacoma & Pierce County @TacomaHumane]

This boy is a survivor! Pine Cone (A552385) was rescued by @CanopyCatRescue after being stuck in a tree for five days! 😲

Pine Cone is currently available for adoption at the Tacoma Petco store on 6th Avenue. READ MORE about him at https://t.co/Q2YGS3wG5J. 🐾

[trap dad @dude_gang]

' iM So Fuxkinqqq ᴰᵉᵖʳᵉˢˢᵉᵈ Men , WTFF <3

[trap dad @dude_gang]

doin smoke tricks when it's really cold outside with my own breath

[trap dad @dude_gang]

I'm off the refried bean

[trap dad @dude_gang]

gunna start a youtube channel for Gas station sex pill reviews