mar

i’m honestly not worth following, i’m just here to talk to myself, eat hot Cheeto, and lie

[anna ✮ @loserelf]

unfortunately i am not a cutesy girl gamer i will tell you to kill yourself

[ravn @mfnravn]

i don’t fuck with bugs bro you could literally rob me with a roach

[parks @parkersity_9]

customers will say shit like “uhh it’s asking me to remove my card?”

[bby teeth @teethforsale]

Call me erectile the way I’m at dis function

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

“Halloween dont feel the same” idk maybe it’s because your 32

[kendall @internetfairie]

stop bothering me or I will inform you of a behavioral pattern that is noticeable to other people but I can tell you are not yet aware of

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

The way that regular exercise actually does make you feel better https://t.co/54XQiYQfbo

[limz @limizms]

Let me regulate my nervous system and i’ll get back to u

[damn ass rock @nmjcu]

onion rings? I’m answering

[jainormis @jainormis]

omw to the disgusting dive bar with touch tunes

[maze ☆ @m0sstrx]

checking my blind spot and theres actually a car there

[nova @comfypill]

how it feels trying to make friends when everyone is already friends

[pris @pwiscila]

I made an easily preventable mistake at work so they’re putting me down later

[w. @doublegee___]

i get so embarrassed for no reason after posting on social media, like why am i showing my life