Mars✨

Spreading positivity to the best of my abilities! 🌻 Mommy to the most perfect little girl and boy 💕

[Mars✨ @marissarenae]

Not everything other people say/do has ANYTHING to do with you. If you expect other people to make THEIR life decisions based on YOUR wants/needs you’re not only incredibly selfish but also setting yourself up for lots of disappointment.

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

[Mars✨ @marissarenae]

One day you’re cross faded, dancing your ass off at a bar. And the next you’re surrounded by a small army of tiny humans that YOU created breakin it down to Dora the mf Explorer.

[Mars✨ @marissarenae]

Hey, everyone with kids! Here’s my first “TikTok made me buy it”

https://t.co/TBLkqnFagE

[Mars✨ @marissarenae]

My toxic trait is that I can’t pass up a good deal on a crystal.

[Mars✨ @marissarenae]

Yesterday I stumbled upon Ari’s blog from 2012 and let me just say: it. did. NOT. disappoint. 🤣😭

[Laura Nirider @LauraNirider]

“Never in the history of the Pennsylvania judicial system has someone been charged with six murders, acquitted of two and now exonerated of four.”
https://t.co/CBid7Ef9G0

[Mars✨ @marissarenae]

Just added $250 worth of Tarot and Oracle decks to my Amazon wishlist to purchase when that tax return hits. Someone talk me out of this. (Jk plz don’t)

[Mars✨ @marissarenae]

@MaraboLou I need the date, time, and location you were born. @mal_christine is super good at this stuff 😍

[Mars✨ @marissarenae]

Alys is an Aries Moon and damn does it show 🥴😂

[Mars✨ @marissarenae]

Just realized that it’s actually Tuesday and NOT Friday like I thought. I’ve been home for too many days in a row 🙃😂

[Mars✨ @marissarenae]

Alys was babbling and I jokingly asked what language she was speaking.

Without skipping a beat Ari replied, “She’s speaking the language of the universe.”

🥺❤️

[Mars✨ @marissarenae]

PSA: Don’t come to my house if you can’t handle breasts that aren’t being sexualized. #tandemnursing #toddlernursing

[Mars✨ @marissarenae]

@mcSARAfee Lmao such a low quality pic but Baby O is still very much in my womb 😂

[Mars✨ @marissarenae]

@atsignWilliams

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Something extremely bogus is going on. Was tested for covid four times today. Two tests came back negative, two came back positive. Same machine, same test, same nurse. Rapid antigen test from BD.

[Naijaboy41 @Naijaboy41]

Why my mans in the white come on the track smooth like that 😭😂

[Mars✨ @marissarenae]

@ColbyJa01221212 Wild that it’s medicinally legal and still a Schedule 1 drug meaning it’s highly addictive and has no medicinal benefits. Wtf you doin, federal govt???

[Mars✨ @marissarenae]

@ColbyJa01221212 Ari drinks 2 Bangs a day (and I usually drink one) so that adds up pretty quickly 🤣

[Cara Moore @CaraKaiser1]

Friends!! Please feel free to share our adoption profile in hopes of finding an expectant mother who is contemplating adoption ♥️

[malaya @accessforbidden]

This can’t be the same brain I was using to create tumblr custom HTML’s 🧐

[Mars✨ @marissarenae]

Someone please tell me why my daughter just MEOWED in her sleep.