Marissa Stern

Social @amrevmuseum. Occasional writer, frequent snacker. She/her.

[Marissa Stern @marissastern]

If I get the airport lobster will Kenan Thompson and John Mulaney sing les mis at me

[Marissa Stern @marissastern]

Sometimes I think about when I got my first period at summer camp and the camp director (lightly) slapped me in the face to welcome me to womanhood because Judaism, so I wrote about it for @hey_alma: https://t.co/Wj6PR1YeFP

[Hey Alma @hey_alma]

There's no consensus on where the "Jewish menstrual slap" came from, but I don't think I'll be passing down this particular ritual, writes @marissastern. https://t.co/WQTVGnDXkv

[Marissa Stern @marissastern]

Jamie Lee Curtis should’ve already won an Oscar for the 2003 masterpiece freaky Friday

[Marissa Stern @marissastern]

Went to the beer distributor and the guy working asked me if I dyed my hair again so apparently I go there a lot

[Marissa Stern @marissastern]

@anniebutkiewicz 🦅🦅🦅

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I love this dang city

[Marissa Stern @marissastern]

Jim Minshew
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Gardner

[Marissa Stern @marissastern]

@Wawa @sloanesherer

[R. Eric Thomas @oureric]

"Every city has their own claim to city pride, but I firmly believe that no city loves their city in the way that Philly loves Philly, which is apocalyptically."

https://t.co/FuBtPkFmiO

[Marissa Stern @marissastern]

Bryce Harper is the mayor of Philadelphia

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When Olivia Rodrigo wrote brutal it was about this Phillies game

[Museum of the American Revolution @AmRevMuseum]

"The Gang Occupies Philadelphia"

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@NikkiDeVito1 Omg what!!!

[Marissa Stern @marissastern]

Is there a better feeling than a stranger complimenting your outfit

[Marissa Stern @marissastern]

What if someone’s favorite song is never gonna give you up and they defeat Vecna by rickrolling him

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Wordle 314 1/6

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Happy Friday to me

[Marissa Stern @marissastern]

@austeriamusic I truly wish him nothing but the best

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thinking about him 💖