Martha Stewart

houseplants 🪴 Stardew Valley/BOTW 🎮 embroidery🪡 reading 📖
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How do I be both versions of Jamie Lee Curtis in Freaky Friday simultaneously?

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It brings me such joy when people play the Smiths at the bar lol

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Airport Marissa is a socks and slides person

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I'M SO HAPPY

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TOTK just shipped, and in BOTW I still have to explore the castle exterior, find 20 more koroks (all at the castle), and defeat Ganon. I think that's doable in 3 days!

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PSA: Andrew Gold, the man responsible for Spooky Scary Skeletons, also wrote the song that would become the Golden Girls theme song.

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He did just fine!

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Would you watch Bob Odenkirk on Hot Ones, y/n?

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Follow up question: do you think he would do well?

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I like to enjoy a nice la cwah while I'm cooking

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"I'm gatekeeping 'sleepy'"
-@_Holdenup

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What does it mean when the garbage truck stops right outside your house and starts playing "Ho Hey" by the Lumineers at full volume?

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Math class didn't prepare me for this

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@_Holdenup "how's this for your statistics?"

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"This is my third @DozenBakery croissant today. I have a croi-problem."
-@_Holdenup

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Ok it's not THAT spicy. But definitely gets the nose a-runnin

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Korean night! Dak bokkeum and somaek!

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This is one of my favorite dishes right now. So spicy but so tasty

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Happy Friday, here's an easy Where's Mao