Marissa

[Marissa @marissaveis]

I want to open an ice cream shop called the inside scoop, where every cone comes with a juicy secret.

[Marissa @marissaveis]

I think at the orchestra they should have trippy visuals.

[Marissa @marissaveis]

@brandonyondai That’s sick

[Marissa @marissaveis]

Why do we have 2 Minion movies and no Oompa Loompa movies?

[kim @KimmyMonte]

my friend: i really need your advice

me, ordering several things online i can’t afford while eating a block of cheese: yes ofc you’ve come to the right person

[Marissa @marissaveis]

Everything I know about tennis I learned from Wii Sports.

[meghan @deloisivete]

The amount of cheese I buy is between me and god and this 17yo cashier

[Marissa @marissaveis]

Is this song about Pilot Pete?

[rebecca jennings @rebexxxxa]

Connections having "vampire" and "baseball" in the same quiz

[Marissa @marissaveis]

Why isn’t my straw working?

[☔ @Whotfismick]

this is how I feel when I click on a story someone posted 20 seconds ago

[Marissa @marissaveis]

@jp_is_unwell I love that game!!!

[Marissa @marissaveis]

I have no idea what “racketeering” means, but it sounds like a crime that a pirate commits. 🏴‍☠️

[Marissa @marissaveis]

I’m obsessed with Zach, the kid who glows, from Sky High.

[Paige Moskowitz @paigemoskowitz]

my roommate and I have started texting each other like democratic fundraising messaging

[Marissa @marissaveis]

Just discovered cilantro. That stuff slaps.

[Marissa @marissaveis]

Bureaucracy & cushion

[Marissa @marissaveis]

What I did at work today

[Marissa @marissaveis]

People’s moms on Instagram are the backbone of society. Nobody else throws out more story likes.

[Chongo (Professional Dingus)🐀 @ChongoTweet]

Cookies represent the body of Santa while the milk represents the blood of Santa

[Marissa @marissaveis]

Mountains in the desert look like coffee cake with the cinnamon crumbles on top.