Marissa

@thereadyset @iamonlychild

[Marissa @marissax]

if u have a frownie eat a brownie

[She-Rage, Princess of Pain @ClaireMax]

I’ve known I didn’t want kids since I was old enough to understand what pregnancy and childbirth actually entailed. I’m a few months away from turning 37 and people still think I might change my mind (I won’t)

[Marissa @marissax]

Every time I click on a post the replies that are first are never in English. Why is this a thing when my language is set to English??? @xcanada @elonmusk

[Marissa @marissax]

Hey @DesjardinsINS is there a reason we can’t update our account after 5pm? The rep told us we had to call back in the early morning.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

🫶

[Marissa @marissax]

ACT 2 IS GENIUS @thereadyset

[Marissa @marissax]

I met the merch guy for @ChunknocaptainC and he took my phone and put his number in it. Then texted me and tried to get me to leave the bands I was seeing to go back to a trailer with him, using the fact that I liked the band for leverage. Gross. But I loved Warped

[Landon 🎬 @igotdefeverman]

I miss Warped Tour*

* The concept of getting together with all of my friends and seeing all of my favorite bands from a bunch of different genres in one day for ~$50 and not the bullshit culture and predator ring that it bred

[bear @iamblackbear]

whenever i feel highly anxious i lay in bed for 6 hours and it does not help!

hope this helps 💕

[Marissa @marissax]

Can’t have a sunburn without everyone who sees me pointing out that I have a sunburn…….

[Marissa @marissax]

Day 1 of asking @thereadyset to please release his cover of One Headlight on Apple Music😁

[Marissa @marissax]

@aarocard Right??? I keep saying how stupid business hours are. WE ARE ALL WORKING DURING THOSE TIMES??

[Marissa @marissax]

@LittleHurt This is controversial to tweet might wanna rethink this one

[Jenni @hashjenni]

“thank god it’s the weekend”

me Saturday and Sunday:

[Marissa @marissax]

@Allstate is the worst insurance provider ever. Nobody answers their emails or phone. 0/10 do not recommend.

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

Me In the morning:

[Marissa @marissax]

@sb17723 Hi Billy!!! The office is dog friendly

[Marissa @marissax]

TIPPING IS OUT OF HAND

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Bruce Wayne Polls Arkham Inmates Asking If He Should Step Down As Batman https://t.co/f1OEstDjRm