Marissa Elizabeth

"I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself"- Leslie Knope {she/her/hers}

[Marissa Elizabeth @marisseck]

My tragic flaw is that I actually really enjoy Impractical Jokers

[Marissa Elizabeth @marisseck]

I was 19 when I got an abortion. I was alone. I told no one. It saved my life.

If you or someone you know in Texas is looking for help in getting the HEALTHCARE THEY DESERVE PLEASE CONTACT ME I WILL DO WHATEVER I CAN.

[Marissa Elizabeth @marisseck]

Thought the hardest thing I’d do this year is adopt and raise a puppy but no it’s figuring out how to use a period cup

[Marissa Elizabeth @marisseck]

This weekend was full of big feelings. Momma was here. Wedding dress reveal. Organizing sisters baby shower. Booking last minute trip to rescue our puppy girl. Unpacked some trauma with Momma. Took my first singing lesson in years. Cried a bunch! Now, bath and edible to recharge.

[Marissa Elizabeth @marisseck]

Watching shows with Elizabeth Moss as the lead is a perpetual mind fuck. How are you going to be PEGGY AND JUNE but also be doing Dianetics in your free time?????

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

After a year of hard work and so much sacrifice, the rule is now simple: get vaccinated or wear a mask until you do.

[Marissa Elizabeth @marisseck]

28 and just learning to properly wink

[JP @jpbrammer]

turn buckingham palace into a spirit Halloween

[Marissa Elizabeth @marisseck]

Going wedding dress shopping for the first time today. So many feels. But most importantly, I didn’t force an intense work out this morning. I ate a nourishing breakfast today. I have my period, but I’m not wearing spanx. I’m showing up, unapologetically, as I am.

[kristofer thomas @kristoferthomas]

march 1st tomorrow

[Eden Dranger @Eden_Eats]

8 yrs ago, I was in Flatbush Brooklyn near the train station. A man fell unconscious onto the subway tracks. I pulled that man out of the platform right before the Q train approached. We dated for 8 months until I found out he was dating a Peloton instructor. This isn't us.

[ilana kaplan @lanikaps]

if you remember this it’s time for retinol

[Marissa Elizabeth @marisseck]

Getting stoned, watching Mad Men, while doing embroidery feels very reminiscent of peak lock down behavior and so yup happy Friday and goodnight

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PRO TIP FOR PEOPLE STRUGGLING WITH ANXIETY:

I have found it very beneficial to my mental health, especially my anxiety, to not be in a pandemic

[Conor Ryan @ConorRyan_93]

me trying to follow the hostess to my table at the Cheesecake Factory

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

Uber Eats just spent $5.5 million plus whatever it cost to get Cardi B, Mike Meyers and Dana Carvey to tell us to "support local restaurants" while putting local restaurants out of business by charging them 30% delivery fees.

[Brynn @pcbrynn]

Instead of blindly shouting “Open the Schools”, maybe we should try saying “Vaccinate the Teachers” instead.

Just sayin.

[James Parker @panoparker]

Today I learned that aggressive baby goats have to wear horn noodles to avoid hurting each other

[Amanda Mull @amandamull]

Everything starts by chopping an onion and putting it in some oil in a pan. Should teach onion chopping in high school tbh