mari thee (t)hottie 🇯🇲🧚🏽‍♀️

[Frances 'Cassandra' Coppola @Frances_Coppola]

These are known as "concentration camps".

[bigkhing @bigkhing001]

straight people will say that
LGBT education isn't age appropriate but will ask toddlers if they have a boyfriend.

[freckxi ⋆˚࿔ @freckxi]

AI. IS. ACTIVELY. KILLING. THE. PLANET. AND. CHATGPT. IS. MAKING. YOU. STUPID.

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

We were just happy with Google. Now everything has to be AI. Feels like we’re sacrificing far too much for something we didn’t really need

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

One of my worst nightmares is someone calling me because they can see me from across the road or something, and them watching me ignore their call.

[judy hilarious @sagebeatlove_]

I’m calling a team meeting because what the fuck?

[DR. FREETHAN!!! :o) @comfethan]

thinking grape means grope instead of rape is EXACTLY why ppl shouldnt be saying grape

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

Look at the date.

[VEEZE @CbfwVeeze]

unfortunately i don’t wanna hear nothin that don’t sound like what i wanna hear

[TY-RIN @GothamCityGoon]

Since the movie dropped my FYP has been reel after reel of MJ & my dawg was 100% on that spectrum lmao

[mari thee (t)hottie 🇯🇲🧚🏽‍♀️ @maritiaadele]

#NewProfilePic

[💫𝓓𝓮𝓶𝓸💫🪐 @Demo4fhs]

When the boomers are gone do y’all want to make 4 day workweeks / 3 day weekends permanent?

[dogfart @dogfartr]

worst thing about heatwaves in the uk is the sheer amount of shirtless men. put a shirt on you freak.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

You don't have to show everybody your full personality like it's very okay to be absolutely nobody to some people.

[‏ً @BALUCIAGA]

PLEASE come to me as a woman. i promise i won’t be rude and i WILL leave him. 😭

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

“Deodorant getting kinda pricey”

Steal it if you have to, Pleaseee

[eliz @eliza___v]

arguing with someone and i start angry crying

[shade ⌖ @shadowsglocks]

every time i accidentally hit the grok icon i freak out as if i clicked a hacker’s link

[Leah Dionne @leahdionne__]

It makes me sad that he’s been ringing the alarm of climate disaster for decades and everyone is just like ‘aw what a sweet old national treasure’ and ignoring him

[໊ @wynavira]

the reason men can open jars easier is because they don’t moisturize